#by the grenades you’ve been stockpiling for 60 hours. but you don’t have hope

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guess who had to backtrack the entire nightsong confrontation because she assumed the tiefling rescue mission was part of assaulting moonrise towers

#I AM SO DUMB #but. on the bright side I got astarion romance advancement (IM FINE….) #and the funniest Balthazor death ever #okay so story time: imagine you are tunes. you have a bug that’s stopping u from long resting and resetting all ur aoe spells. you don’t yet #realise this bug can be circumvented by an npc killing ur girl then reviving her - you get down to nightsong you prepare to fight #you get bodied three whole attempts. #let’s trying surprising balthazor and not even triggering his opening dialogue you say! #you get bodied three more times #alright! you seethe - unable to use your best buffs and debuffs as a bard #fuck this guy let’s see if we can move his skeletons - see if it changes were the corpses are summoned #so you painstakingly sneak-push every bone pile u can feasibly reach until they’re all piled neatly at the cliff face ready to be walloped #by the grenades you’ve been stockpiling for 60 hours. but you don’t have hope #surely they’re all just going to spawn in the same place anyways and I’m going to have wasted time #you have Shadowheart cast silence - AND LO AND BEHOLD? THE BONES ARE WHERE THEYRE SUMMONED #YOU BODY BALTHAZOR #YOU CACKLE SO LOUDLY THE DOG SLEEPING ON YOUR FEET JERKS AWAKE #YOU LOSE YOUR MIND U CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WORKED #tunes talks bg