#chef gets so attached to spy that theyre like. I lit tra ly forgot i wss doing this thing for someone else

[vanityloves]

I saw your tags on the Borshe post and heres a concept: Spy and Medic, being the detail oriented people they are, notice that chef's "uneven cuts" are almost always the exact same size. They compete to marry them anyway

this is so fucking funny bc

1) chef tries so hard to make them all types of fucked up but they somehow manage to make them roughly around the same size (perfectionist / judgemental nature said "i dont think so"). they fuck up being a fuck up this is terrible, just their goddamn luck.

now the boys are after them for their incredible vegetable soup chopping. fuck makin a milkshake its:

2) Spy is technically an f/oe so his relationship with Chef is absolutely love/hate. He HATES Chef bc theyre 'Rude' aka too honest ab their opinions on him but he respects them enough to help them when push comes to shove and goddamn, can they make a good soup. The thought ab him competing with the man that has the blu spys head in his fridge is priceless.

Maybe he has some sort of weird grudge/ rivalry w/ Medic bc of said thing but legitimately... Spy HELPS Chef with their ""Medic Endeavors"" so I'm fuckin screaming. Spy really said, hold on. Fuck that guy ♡ why am I helping him when I know I can treat you well so much better ♡.

Medic said bet you don't know them as well as i do but ok miss girl 💅 Chef is out here like "just bc you know my exact height, weight, and allergies does not mean you know me well but thank you for trying."

If I wasn't biased, Spy would probably win, simply bc of how I write their dynamics, and in this context,,, he actually likes them. Spy is actually...decent with people, in a romantic sense (self proclaimed but also backed up with contextual stuff?). Medic for all we know may have or may have not been married. Chef having very minimal dating experience would flip out with either Romantic Advances and Just Wait Until Soup Time Dies Down. But bc Spy's a lot smoother with all that shit, its easier for Chef to be like 🥺❤ mans.

bonus: heavy being the mvp just says "good beetroot" and doesnt care ab the size. very good job chef.

#btw thats how i literally write my spy/chef ship #chef gets so attached to spy that theyre like. I lit tra ly forgot i wss doing this thing for someone else #and thought i was just spending time with you lol whoops. dont mind me king ill be Drank 🍸🧃🥃 #i actually have no IDEA what my dynamic with medic is / i do its just p bad JSJDJD #i love my shit w/ spy even though i never elaborate or talk ab it. i jist dont know hown o write it dw #tf2 rambles #s: soul food #s: expensive taste #ask reply #Charlie!!! #you may be thinking. 'why ship with medic then' good question. dont ask bc idk why myself #BRO NO JOKE. WHEN I QUESTION MY SHIPS FOR TOO LONG I GET FUCKINH...WEIRD ON THE HEAD DHDHSJD #thinks ab it too hard #soy successfully seduces chef but at what cost? #i should draw art for them but i just. cant shshhd #spy: how can i resist this? #chef literally sitting in front of the oven like a gremlin: #medic: no i totally get it #scout: old ppl like the weirdst shit i swear 🤨