#cherub.mail

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AKI AND THE INTENTIONAL BABYMAKING SEX I WILL PASS OUT AND AWAY

GOODBYEEE .,,,, it's the forehead to forehead fucking u with ur legs wrapped around ur waist ... the kissing ur throat while he's lacing his fingers through yours and pushing ur hand to the mattress.. the way when he'd start to get close he'd put his hands under your ass and pull you up so he could get as deep as possible before cumming ...IMM...

#cherub.mail #mercury <3 #thots.aki #i think i feel very unwell

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I am so curious as to how you would ickify Levi GJFJDDNDNDNC

levi ick: sleeps in ebenezer scrooge sleeping pajamas and hat

#cherub.mail #ley <3 #the bottom is too long for him and it drags on the floor and collects dust #LSKDFLKSLSD

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I give you: young dad!aki. knocked you up p young. but now that his girls are a little grown up, he's the hottest dad at the PTA. comes home with all the leftovers bc the other moms fawn over him. and he just shrugs it off. free pie is free.

PANTY DROPPER YOUNG DADDY AKI.. brings a fucking homemade green bean casserole to the PTA meeting and hes like why are all these women staring at me like they want to eat me instead of the casserole

#cherub.mail #prowl <3 #dad!aki #IM SCREAMING THE MOMS R LIKE 'ARE U INTERESTED IN MILFS PERHAPS?'

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yuuta going down on u with his big watery eyes. eating u like a moose grazing on some greenery.

he shows up at ur doorstep at 2 am like “please can i have some coochie”

#cherub.mail #mystic <3 #he makes luv to the pussy #thots.yuuta

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imagining freeloader toji stealing ur empty amazon packages to make a new flintstones mobile bc he accidentally committed a hit a pedestrian last week (no one was really injured except for toji bc he blew through his plastic wrap windshield)

ANON IFNRURJFOFL I AM FUCKING CRYING

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #PLASTIC WRAP WINDSHIELD HAS ME IN TEARSSKFNFL #oh my god. i am cryinglaighign #freeloader!toji #slimeball alley on bastard blvd #FLINTSTONES MOBILE I AM LOSING MYMIND

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idk if i ever told you this but one time this guy asked me “How often do u finger” meaning how often do i masturbate and he said it just like that.. couldn’t even break out the whole word “you” to ask about my pussy and it made me so dry i told him gn and went to bed💔

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #iM ABOUT TO CRY REAL TEARS THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY STOPDFDKLJGLDFGGH #HOW OFTEN DO U FINGER #PLEASEESLKFDKLK

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The way u described slimeball yuta whejsjdsb HES SO KAWAWA 😭😭😭😭 u go to the dmv to renew ur id or smth and hes shaking let a tiny wet lil dog every time he asks u to do smth😭 he is also being catfished by toji btw and mcdonalds manager aki hates his fucking guts bc everytime yuuta goes there he just goes “can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh-“ for like 3 minutes yet he gets the same thing every time and Aki always has to be like “speak up i cant hear you” and yuta looks like hes ready to die

STOP IFSKDJGKETIGRF I CANNOT WITH THIS!!! LMFAOOO great big tears in his eyes while he asks you to center urself for your license picture. HE IS ALSO BEING CATFISHED BY TOJI IS SENDIN GMEELKSFDKL;; please this poor man cant catch a break!!! hes doing it oldschool style on e harmony looking for the love of his life little does he know the nice lady hes talking to is just toji in a wig!!! TYHE MCDONALDS PART ANON PLEASE IM LAUGBGKIFMNG

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #slimeball alley on bastard blvd #NO BECAUSE THE WAY U DESCRIBED HIS INTERACTION W A.KI IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE ITS SO ACCURATE I JUST KNOW #that a.ki has a vein bulging out of his forehead at all hours #and bc hes literally the only employee at the mcdonalds #while hes waiting for y.uuta to figure out what he wants hes glancing nervously at the drive thru window where t.oji is beating impatiently #on the glass like 'can i get five big macs with extra special sauce' #and hes like god no not this guy again #THE USE OF KAWAWA STOP I LOVE U

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here to contribute slimeball drug dealer naoya who still dresses like it’s 2003 backwards cap n all and somehow is always broke despite being a drug dealer (read: he ‘samples’ his own products)

him n toji have done time together after trying & failing to rob a gas station

I AM FUCKING CRYING MARGOT THIS IS SO FUNNYDLKFL. here is an artistic rendition of slimeball drug dealer!naoya

#cherub.mail #margot <3 #TRYING AND FAILING TO ROB A GAS STATION HAS ME IN REAL AND TRUE TEARS RN SEFLDKLGLKDF;;; #SCREAMING #slimeball alley on bastard blvd

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I found Toji latest post on depop

I AM FUCKING CRYINGHRITJ. u go to ur office job the next day and ur like. 🤔hey toji, what happened to the wheels on my office chair?

#cherub.mail #crowned-peony #PLEASE THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I OPENED THIS I AM IN TEAREDDNDJ #LMAOOOOOOOOO #freeloader!toji #slimeball alley on bastard blvd

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landlord sukuna rly acts like a lord so u call him “ur majesty” or “my king” or something equally sarcastic when ur speaking to him but it makes him hard lol

KLSDALL;; u curtsy to him talking abt 'my liege' and his pipe turns to steel

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #hes an old timey guy #landlord!sukuna

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you ask freeloader!toji to do the groceries and you come home to this

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING NOT THE PRONGLES!!! the knockoff groceries Are KILLING MEEEJNFL ur like ‘did u at least get any vegetables’ and hes like ‘i got pizza does that count it has a lot of tomatoes in it’

#cherub.mail #pinkfilmcamera #THE RIP-OFF GROCERIES IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THEIDHURRL #NUT MASTER DUNDKFLFGJJF #I CANT STOP LAUNFIGNG #THE BOXERS PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY #i just know someone in slimeball alley owns a knockoff convenience store like this #freeloader!toji #LOSING MY MIND

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i need the people to know about slimeball!au mcdonald’s manager aki fighting with toji in his cardboard flintstones car

FDJSDLFKLSDFS;;; I AM FUCKING CRYING MYSTIC IT IS LITERALLY LIKE THAT MEME WHERE THE PERSON IS REACHING INTO THE DRIVETHROUGH WINDOW BUT THATS TOJI trying to wrestle a bag of fries out of aki's hands . he pulled up like 'sorry i forgot my credit card at home do u take IOUs?' and aki wantede to quit so bad

#cherub.mail #mystic <3 #slimeball alley on bastard blvd #freeloader!toji #mcdonalds manager!aki

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I'd marry Aki over Toji cause at least Aki has a job and can put stale mcnuggets on the table.

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KITTEN SEKJDFKJSDKJFSJK . !!! im cackling. ok but what if toji goes diving in the mcdonalds dumpster for stale nuggets for u.... would u marry him then

#cherub.mail #kitten <3 #a.ki puts a bunch of nuggets in the fryer and walks away for 2 seconds then he comes back and theyre all gone #its because t.oji stole them to propose to u with them #slimeball alley on bastard blvd

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imagine: dad!aki leaving denji and power (they begged) to babysit his kiddos while he goes on a date night with you. only to spend every moment of it in a state of dread.

PLS THIS HAS ME IN TEARS he Would Not trust them he would have cameras in the house and be checking on them every 2 minutes ur like 'u have to shut ur phone off bc the movie's starting' hes like 'im sorry.i just have to make sure denji hasnt burned the house down yet'

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #THE POOR MAN IS GOING GRAY AT THE RIPE AGE OF 26 #dad!aki #he leaves in the middle of the movie to 'use the bathroom' but hes just frantically calling denji.to make sure the kids r still breathingDKJ #hes like 'd.enji i need u to put the baby on the phone. just do it'

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You have to tell us everyone who lives in slimeball ville

OMG okay there are a lot,, i HAVE TO UPDATE THE MASTERLIST ill do that soon

freeloader!toji, landlord!sukuna, slutty mailman/pawn shop owner!geto, rich!gojo (who also works as that inflatable noodle that flaps in the wind at the car dealership), rich!megumi, cop!nanami, fake osha inspector/old folks home escapee!kishibe, kogami who has a multitude of jobs, drug dealer!naoya, dmv employee!yuuta, UMM, who else.. sewer dweller!mahito, gas station employee!yoshida, mcdonalds manager!aki, pawn shop employee!denji, college football players!yuuji and todo, hairstylist/pyramid scheme owner!nobara, pyramid scheme co-owner!mai, doctors!mei mei and shoko, gravedigger!maki, power, inumaki + his discord kittens,

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #slimeball alley on bastard blvd #PLUS THERE ARE THE RESIDENTS OF GRIMETOWN (PPL WHO SENT IN ASKS FOR THE ASK GAME) #im still doing those #THERE R MORE THIS IS ALL MY BRAIN IS COMING UP WITH AT THE MOMENT

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Toji walks around your house completely ass naked, drinks the juice right out the carton, and tells you that you're out of snacks (because he ate them all).

you can leave that morning and come back to him having let himself in your house and ate the leftovers you were thinking about all day 😭

LILY THE LEFTOVERS PART HAS ME CRYIGNDFLK it gets to the point where u have to label ur food like this or else he will eat it all

#cherub.mail #lily <3 #I AM IN TEARS #freeloader!toji