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Ghost: Remember to check over your shoulder at night, Keller. Never know who’s following

Alex: UHHH-??!

Farah: *grabs Ghost and pulls him to the side*

Farah: The FUCK, Simon?! Are you trying to chase him off??

Ghost: If meeting Price didn’t scare him off then he’s not going anywhere. I just like fucking with him

Farah: … what did John do?

Ghost:

Ghost: I gotta go-

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #farah karim #alex keller #incorrect quotes #faralex

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Shadow 10: Excuse us for worrying about you! He could’ve killed you-

Graves: I can take care of myself!

Shadow 10: You’re like five-two

Graves: I AM FIVE FOOT NINE BITCH-

Nik: … does this mean date night is over?

Shadow 13 as he holds a gun to Nik’s head: YES

#the shadows are protective #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #shadow company #shadow 10 roman rogers #shadow 13 leon adams #nikgraves

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I’M EATING THIS

so yeah i saw the results of Ncuti Gatwa's photoshoot and was possessed with the incredible need to put Gaz in those fits... @worldseer @cod-dump @totally-not-fandom @yeenybeanies

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#bootiful art <3 #kyle gaz garrick

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Well now that we've seen Price's family...What about Nik's? Also I love your incorrect quotes they always make me laugh! :)

Nik never talks about his family, never references to them or anything. People chalked it up to Nik wanting to protect them so he just avoided the topic all together. But the truth is — they don’t exist. Nik grew up as an orphan, bouncing between homes and grew up learning that he wanted only had himself to rely on.

As an adult he learned to trust people and let them in, but there was still that air of mystery around him. He grew up not having anyone and a part of him felt ashamed by that, so it’s another piece of himself he keeps hidden. But when you have as many enemies as him, it pays to have no one to care about back home.

#call of duty #modern warfare #cod nikolai #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #drabble #hc

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Ghost’s handwriting either being “this looks like a font” or “can you rewrite this?” and there’s no in between. He’s not immune to it, he’s looked at reports he wrote the day prior and went “What the fuck does this say??”. Price can read it (somehow) and that’s what matters.

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john price #drabble

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Ghost: You have thirty seconds to run and I already started counting

Graves: What-

Ghost: *lunges at him*

Graves: *screams*

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #phillip graves #incorrect quotes

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Ghost: I’m going to use your neck as a stress toy and squeeze until your eyes pop out of your skull

Graves: I-

Nik: Careful, he’ll enjoy it

Graves: NIK

Ghost: NO- *gags loudly*

Nik: He really enjoys it when you-

Graves, slapping a hand over his mouth while bright red: SHUT UP-

#nik lacks a filter plus he has no shame #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #nikgraves

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Makarov: If you're pretending to remain unconcerned for my peace of mind, please don't.

Price: It amuses me that you think I would even give a shit about your peace of mind.

#submission #source: black sails #price is waiting to shove him into a box and ship him off to a volcano #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #vladimir makarov #incorrect quotes

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Ghost: If you see anyone--

Soap: Murder them...

Ghost: HIDE. If you see anyone, hide.

#submission #the alone mission obviously #source: nimona #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #once upon a time this was price and ghost

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Graves: Now I'm in a pickle. Because I don't want to see you die. Which is why... I'm going to leave the room.

#submission #graves @ 141 and lvq lol #source: dnd honor among thieves #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #incorrect quotes #graves: attachment is weakness…. don’t look at me with those puppy dog eyes

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Price: I'm not doing this for the money. I'm doing this so I can find Makarov and tear his throat out!

Graves: ... So I'll keep your share.

#submission #source: dnd honor among thieves #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john price #incorrect quotes

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Graves: Why's everyone so desperate for them to mix? I think we should keep them separate.

Price, watching Soap and Gaz terrorize some Shadows: I think we should keep them in cages.

#submission #source: derry girls #they have two bery different parenting styles #call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john price #incorrect quotes

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*after a mission went south*

Price: What the fuck happened out there??

Soap: I borrowed Kyle’s braincells and lost them

Price: What???

Gaz: He owes me braincells and I owe Ghost braincells

Ghost: Those weren’t even mine! I got them from Nik!

Price:

Soap: Can I borrow some braincells? I swear I’ll pay you back-

#nik got the braincells from price. they’ve come full circle #call of duty #modern warfare #john price #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes

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*a few months after Soap and Ghost start dating*

Soap: Wait… you like Kyle? You’ve liked him for months… almost longer than you’ve liked me

Ghost: Yep

Soap: Why haven’t you asked him out?

Ghost: He’s intimidating

Soap: … you asked ME out!

Ghost: You’re not intimidating, at least not like how he is. I knew you’d say yes, you��re not very subtle

Soap:

Soap: I feel insulted

#call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #gazghost

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Gaz: *quietly working in his office*

Soap: *kicks the door open before he runs in and slams in behind him*

Gaz: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

Soap, red faced: HE HAS FRECKLES

Gaz: Who-?

Soap: GHOST

Gaz: He has… freckles?

Soap: YES! He went to visit Alejandro and Rudy in Mexico and apparently he had his mask off a lot and the SUN DEEPENED HIS FRECKLES AND NOW I CAN SEE THEM AROUND HIS EYES WITH HIS MASK ON

Soap: Kyle I’m going to EXPLODE

Gaz: I want to see these freckles

Soap: There’s no going back once you do. Is that a risk you’re willing to take?

Gaz:

#call of duty #modern warfare #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap

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*late at night at Price’s house*

Graves: *jumps awake when there’s a loud bang downstairs*

Graves: Oh shit- What was that?!

Price, getting out of bed and grabbing his gun: I’m about to find out-

Graves: Wait, it might just be Nik coming home

Price:

Price: *marches out the door into the hall*

Graves: John-!

Price: I told that bastard to not touch that cake!

#call of duty #modern warfare #phillip graves #john price #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricegraves #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

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Graves: I don’t want to start a fight

(five minutes later)

Graves: This tea is dogshit

Price: The FUCK did you say??

Graves: My tea is better

Price: EXCUSE ME-?

Nik: Love, put down the chair-

#call of duty #modern warfare #john price #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricenik