#chews on him gnaws on him he’s my favoritist most specialist little man

[churchyardgrim]

thinking abt…. him <3

my bb boy Theophrastus Bombastus Van Hoenheim. local prettyboy wizard’s apprentice and possessor of the tightest pants one can legally buy. ask him about alchemy and arcane nerd shit and how to extract cyanide from cherry pits. ask him how he gets his hair so poofy and soft. do not under any circumstances ask him about where he came from. also maybe don’t ask if that fifteen syllable pileup is even his real name.

#theo #dnd #iron crown #chews on him gnaws on him he’s my favoritist most specialist little man #microwaves him :) puts him through the spin cycle :)