#chugged in the last out of the 9th and then we're ALL suffering trying to get out of the ballpark

[moregraceful]

Kasper you’re right baseball games are TOO FAST I went to one recently and genuinely wtf is that…..I thought it was like the fifth inning and it was already the ninth? My snack pacing was so off???? Hated it

No exactly!! How are we supposed to snack appropriately in these circumstances!! [old man voice] used to be you could have a full course meal + multiple snacks + dessert before a game ended...and now you're lucky if you get more than garlic fries! like god what are we DOING manfred, why are you so EVIL!!!!

#my ballpark meals used to go like this: garlic fries + chicken tenders -> ice cream -> regular fries #and now?? i get ice cream. AND THAT'S IT. AND IT TAKES TWO FULL INNINGS!! #MANFRED WHY!!!! #also ymmv but my friends' beer drinking is ALSO off #they would have a leisurely three beers in 3.5 hours and be fine?? and now they're drinking three beers but the last one is haphazardly #chugged in the last out of the 9th and then we're ALL suffering trying to get out of the ballpark #it's like not only does manfred hate us specifically he also doesn't believe in safe drinking #manfred you fucking loser!!!!! #cage replies #baking-soda #food cw