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[danwithouttheplan]

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

sorry, I'll be back later *gets gently stirred and dissolves in a glass of hot water*

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I try to pet them

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

my 2d girlfriend jpegged me last night

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

don't wash your white text posts with red socks

#danblab #fridge worthy

[danwithouttheplan]

Already on level 17 of the grocery store season pass.

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[danwithouttheplan]

beating the meat allegations

#danblab #oh no i accidentally night court posted again

[danwithouttheplan]

Press Ⓐ to clamber over the shelves in the grocery store.

#grocery store gamer collection #danblab

[danwithouttheplan]

World's best Call of Duty player closes his eyes and "feels the game" through the trackpad on his 2016 Dell laptop.

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[danwithouttheplan]

I believe the government has been lying to me. Apparently it is not illegal to drink milk 1 day past the expiration date.

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[danwithouttheplan]

[on a date] sorry, I'm not much of a conversationalist [starts rubbing my legs together and chirping like a cricket]

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[danwithouttheplan]

I love spectator sports *watches you toss some yarn around for your cat*

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[danwithouttheplan]

Standing in line for the midnight release of Tomato 2 at the grocery store.

#danblab #grocery store gamer collection

[danwithouttheplan]

feeling like a worm on a string these days - jumping in and out of cups and whatnot

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[danwithouttheplan]

Wrong file type? Just change it!

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