#darcy afterwards: that was cruel you should have stayed

[selvesdiscovered]

joke’s on darcy, lizzie happens to be besties with mrs collins so do you know what that means? visits. do you know who mrs collins will inevitably bring WITH her???

mr collins. buckle in for some one-sided conversations on the grandeur of pemberley and how there is but one estate only marginally finer, he thinks you will no doubt agree, which can only be, of course, rosing’s park, which can be viewed by his own very humble abode

they’ll all have their dinner and the women will retreat to another room and darcy will stare very, very imploringly to his wife to please, stay. like, please. this man doesn’t shut up. surely you want to talk to him. let’s tag team. please lizzie. he will ask of nothing from you for an entire fortnight if you please actually stay in the same room so mr collins will have SOMEWHERE ELSE to direct his onslaught of ass kissing. lizzie. lizzie.

#austen #pride and prejudice #posts #it's lizzie looking at darcy like >:) as she leaves the room #darcy afterwards: that was cruel you should have stayed #lizzie: oh you think THAT'S bad? try getting proposed to by him. you dont know suffering until he starts talking about the violence of his #affections