#dialos of hoslow

[toweringclam]

The Roundtable Hold Tarnished all represent different fail states of Soulsborne players.

Gideon: Obsessed with the lore to a frankly unhealthy degree. Tries to fit every little piece together. Barely plays the game.

Brother Corhyn: Focuses on the tiny details while ignoring the big picture. Slavishly follows the words of others, be it his favorite youtuber or that message saying "try jumping"

Roderika: Thinks the game is too hard. The lore is too impenetrable. Tries playing it but bounces off it at the first sign of trouble. Was really only here because her friends were playing it

Dialos: Confused dabbler. Does whatever the last npc he talked to tells him to do, no matter how nonsensical or obviously bad. Just drifts from place to place with no idea what he's supposed to he doing.

D: Heavy roleplayer. His character has an overly convoluted and nonsensical backstory. Talks very passionately about things he doesn't understand. Is replaced by his identical twin halfway through the game.

Dung Eater: Griefer. Exists only to ruin other people's fun. Will threaten you with unspeakable things if you beat him.

Rogier: Loves the game, but it doesn't love him back. Doesn't get very far, but by God, he tries. Gotta feel bad for the guy, tbh.

Fia: Toxic co-op. You'll always end up soloing the boss, regardless of who summoned.

Ensha: pure fashion souls. Invades people just to show off his drip. Poses in the hub, hoping other people see his phantom looking cool.

Nephali Loux: A decent player who gives it her all and does her best to understand the game, but doesn't quite make it. Burns out halfway through, and honestly, that's valid.

#elden ring #soulsborne #roderika #gideon ofnir #dung eater #d hunter of the dead #fia deathbed companion #nepheli loux #dialos of hoslow #ensha of the royal remains #brother corhyn #roundtable hold

[eldenlordofdragons]

💞 would you fuck dialos?

She gives the Hoslow a brief onceover, before humming. “I’ve been to fight Diallos, Fyra. He isn’t much when it comes to aggression, but his defensive way of fighting is impeccable, even to me.”

Then she nods. “In addition to him having princely charms with his looks... Yes, I’d indeed fuck him if he were to just have the guts to invite me.” She realizes this might never happen.

#Also I thought you said dildos I was gonna be very confused #Dany answers #dany and fyra #crybaby-tarnished