#did wanted to sneak in some braport but eeeeh its already too self indulgent :P

[sorvete-de-pacoca]

Mr. Portugal Wants Attention

A small drabble inspired by @rosesandalfazemas 's post. Tw for saucy talk

Portugal wasn't much a fan of casually wearing feminine clothes. Like France, who would sometimes arrive at meetings or business dinners wearing a fine tailored dress. But he couldn't deny the appeal of a miniskirt. He loved the tight ones that hugged his curves perfectly. During his errands he saw this one, black with yellow patterns. The fabric was soft and looked like it would fit him pretty well.

He bought it and was happy to be right. The skirt fits like a glove. And was quite mini. It was very easy to see his underwear if he didn't sit straight. He admired how his legs and ass looked in the mirror. Maybe England would love to see how it looks too. He picks his phone and takes a picture. Perfect.

But before he could send it, a naughty thought crossed his mind. He looked too good in it to just share it with his marido. It would be unfair to deprive his other lovers of this view. But deep down, he knew, it had little to do with what was fair or not, but more to do with his ego. He could use some praising today.

Portugal opens his messages app and creates a group chat. Going through his contacts he selects England and few more others. He smirks while giving it a name. Lion's Den. Because he felt like a delicious piece of meat to be thrown at it. Group chat created, it was time to feed them.

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England was watering his lilies when his phone vibrates on his pocket. He pays no mind to it, he was a busy man, of course he would be flood by notifications. But it started to become insistent. England finishes his chore and picks up the phone. Worried about a possible crisis that needed his attention. It wasn't, but still needed his attention.

He was added to a new group that was already being flood with messages. His eyes almost jumping from the sockets when he sees Portugal's photo. He was beautifully dressed, and by his smile quite enjoying his own reflection on the mirror. And under it a small text “Enjoy ;)". Followed by a heated discussion between what it seemed to be France and Spain.

[Spain] you're all so stupid! He just wanted to show off! You guys are feeding his ego!

[France] I don't mind it. In fact I should pay him a visit and do it in person ;)

[Spain] smh

[Netherlands] and why are you still here feeding his ego?

[France] indeed Mon Cher why are you still here >w>

[Spain] MIND YOUR BUSINESS! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NED??;?!

[Netherlands] because I was added and wanna see more ass your excuse?

[France] oh my so honest 🤭

England finally intervenes would you fuckers kindly fuck off?

No surprise that the first to answer was France.

[France] kick me out then love ;)

[Spain] how does it feels to be a corno pirata jajaja

[England] enjoy just wanking off dumbasses, maybe I will do a live of me taking that skirt off for your pleasure

[France] luckily for you that I don't mind sharing uwu

[England] LUCKILY FOR YOU THAT IM NOT RIGHT HERE TO CHOKE YOU DAMN FROG

[France] OOOH KINKY <3

[Netherlands] have you guys checked the contacts of this group?

[England] why does it matter?

[Netherlands] maybe not for you but for @/spain

[Spain] me?

[Netherlands] why your brat in this chat?

[Spain] ¿Que?

----Argentina leaves the chat----

[Spain] ¿¿¿¿QUE?????

[France] LMAAAOOOO

Portugal was having the most of fun being just a spectator. Until he receives a call. He picks up promptly

"Argentina?!" Shouts an angry England.

"What? I was just curious to see why the kid caught your attention" Portugal answers unbothered.

"It was a one time thing I've told you that!"

"And I just tested him once. You do have good taste amor."

"You're a whore" there's no more anger in England's voice, it sounds hoarse with desire "and needy. I will have to pay you a visit so you won't have to beg for attention anymore."

"Then hurry, or I will have to call someone to substitute you tonight." Portugal smirks and hangs up. Not even bothering to give his husband the time to answer. He wasn't completely serious about it, but it was fun teasing the man. He just hopes the skirt could survive intact after tonight.

#sry in advance bc i did this on my phone #hetalia #hws portugal #kinda lazy to tag the others so just the ships #engport #spaport #fruport #nedport #argport #did wanted to sneak in some braport but eeeeh its already too self indulgent :P