#doctor mechaniacal/wade wyatt

[toririvas]

ivan sat at the top of the killcount for a long time due to the whole carp conquerer endeavor on top of his regular metahuman kills. it was a well known joke to call him "employee of the month" for a while, until he caught on and put the kibbash on that.

at the Christmas party after the Wrexwren invasion, one final shot graces the highlight reel.

EMPLOYEES OF THE YEAR:

XELAS, DOCTOR MECHANIACAL

27,962,958,431 KILLED

(They considered it a joint effort.)

#captain bullshitposting #xelas #doctor mechaniacal/wade wyatt #ridge FUCKING city #shout out to my dad for this haha funny idea. everyone say thank you mels dad #melodys mumblings