#doesn’t even break canon with the fangpyre bite thing because they turn actual cars into snakes

[bumblebeeenby]

Horrible AU that makes no sense but won’t leave my head: Jay’s been an android this whole time. Yep, Ed and Edna just made a kid out of scrap one day and were like “Sweet. Free son.” and never told him. Jay’s literally made of junkyard parts. Queue a reveal during like, season 9 and no one knows what to do with this information, including Jay.

#it makes no sense and idk where my brain keeps going with that thought #how would they make such a humanlike robot with actual garbage? idk Ed and Edna are just built different #doesn’t even break canon with the fangpyre bite thing because they turn actual cars into snakes #rambles #not gonna do anything with this #it’s just funny