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[ursarangler]

bro your program not only brought the GES to its knees its fucken sentient and making posts on rotomblr

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠) Nice try, but I know Noodle isn't sentient. It's nice to see people getting inspired by it though!! U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

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[dogs4ever123456789]

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[ursarangler]

YOU MADE NOODLE RIGHT?????? YOU SHUT DOWN THE GES???? YOU KNOW PROFESSOR AMYRILLIS

Okay, look, the name is familiar, but it's not like I know the guy—

... MAYBE. (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠) Maybe.

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[ursarangler]

you look absurdly strong, have you ever won against any legendaries without using your own pokemon? I'm extremely curious (ubs, mythicals, and paradoxes count)

I've been holding onto this one for a while because I haven't had the chance to fight any legendaries yet, buuuuuut V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V guess who spotted a Celebi in the woods last night?

I know they ain't much to look at physically, but (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠) I've been on this earth long enough to know that sometimes size is the least of your concerns when taking on a pokemon in combat. Lil fucker probably's got grass moves I ain't even heard of. U(⁠✷ᴥ⁠✷⁠)U No idea what this green onion looking sonuvabitch is doing all the way up here, but the things can sense conflict and, if the legends are true, only show up when it ain't there.

V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V If it's up here, it wants a fight. Who am I to turn down an offer like that?

I'll keep y'all posted tonight! U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U Should be the fight of a lifetime!

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[ursarangler]

As far as I know, you're gonna a gyaradosite or whatever for your buddy to wear, and you two are also gonna need a buncha training and trust with eachother.

Gyaradosite, huh? σ(￣ᴥ⁠￣〃ʋ⁠) I suppose that was the marble that fell off of that Rocket's Gyarados.

I haven't trained a pokemon in years if I'm honest U(⁠;⁠ŏᴥ⁠ŏ⁠)U didn't think I'd ever have a use for it again with my line of work. Besides, most pokemon can't really handle me, y'know? They get all intimidated.

This Gyarados seems to like me, though... I've gotta at least give it a shot. ▼⁠・⁠ᴥ⁠・⁠▼ Wonder what I should name the gal...

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[ursarangler]

Whats ur beef with RESHIRAM of all mons bruv??

U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U Oh, I don't have any beef personally!! It's a Unovan saying! I grew up there and sometimes the phrases still slip through y'know?? U(⁠^ᴥ⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠Uゞ

That being said, the truth has fucking sucked lately. I know you've gotta face it eventually, but sometimes, I'd rather have just kept living in a lie. Y'know?

U(⁠｡⁠•̀ᴥ⁠-⁠)⁠U✧ I won't let it keep me down, though! I'm a tough son of a bitch, ain't nothing that could knock me down for good!

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[ursarangler]

💢

marty can do so much better than you, and deserves better than an inhuman freak who's bedmates with death itself.

((ooc: i hope that's not too mean, i felt bad our boy didn't get anything ldllkawjslg))

U(⁠눈ᴥ⁠눈⁠)U Get that nickname out of your mouth, anon, you don't know them. C'mon if you're gonna claim that they deserve better, at least treat them with respect while you do it.

Anyways! ▼⁠・⁠ᴥ⁠・⁠▼ hmmmm I can't say whether you're right or wrong on this one, honestly. Reckon it's not my place to make the call. We've known each other a good seven odd years, but...

@profmadorarchive, what do you think?? (⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)

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[ursarangler]

You do look a lot like a man!! Although a lot of people will also use other pronoun sets alongside their first!! Like they/them!!

Just wanted to make sure ^^

"a lot like"? ☆~U(＃×ᴥ⁠×)U

y'all...

I know folks use multiple pronoun sets sometimes. Marty does that, actually! Don't think it really matters what you call 'em ▼⁠・⁠ᴥ⁠・⁠▼ one time I asked about it and they said something along the lines of "I am everything and nothing all the time and all at once" and I'm still not sure if I entirely get it but U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U I suppose the most beautiful horrors you read about are the ones that are a little beyond human comprehension!!

but me?? U(⁠ ⁠･ัᴥ⁠･ั⁠)U I'm just some guy y'know? I thought there wasn't really any need to clarify what I am. It's about as clear as a running creek.

is it normal for folks to just ask about this sort of stuff nowadays?? U(⁠・ᴥ⁠・⁠;⁠)Uゞ it'd be the first I'm hearing of it.

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[ursarangler]

HOW IN TARNATION DID YOU THROW AN ELECTRODE ALL THE WAY FROM NORTHERN JOHTO TO FUCKING SINNOH??????

And more importantly WHY??? I almost got hit by the shrapennel actually, no, wait, yeah, it kinda got me, I'm bleeding, fuck brb - @meltanfan395

No idea! U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U guess I'm just that good!

I mean I'll admit that is a ways though U(°ᴥ⁠ ° ;)U didn't know I had THAT much oomph. It's one helluva jump from my last record, that's for sure.

(⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠) good to see I'm keeping you on your toes, though!

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[ursarangler]

no i do not wang to fightKENNNZIE KENNETH KENIZE YOU GOTTA. Y MOU GOTTA YOU. HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO COME HERE YOUR BABY HAS BEEN BBORN YOUR. BABBYYY UOUR BABY

I AMRU NIONG AS FDDAAST AS I CAN I AM. ALMOSTERE

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[ursarangler]

[sent: a Lunala egg. have fun]

thanks, I needed this. it's been a long night.

[A photo is attached. It seems to have been taken on a rooftop in Mahogany Town, overlooking the sleepy town. Kenneth's knee is in frame. Propped on top of it and being held in his gauntlet-clad hand is a glass full of raw egg with a shot of whiskey, some Worcestershire sauce, some hot sauce, some salt, and some pepper added in.]

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[ursarangler]

💢

You deserved to be lied to.

Who could trust something like you.

Just look what you did when you found out. Probably would have done the same regardless of how it happened.

Mmmm nope! U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U Not gonna go too in depth with what you're talking about here, but trust me, I'm a much kinder man to people who come clean rather than lie and snake their way through life. ▼⁠・⁠ᴥ⁠・⁠▼ Takes guts to admit the truth to a friend, especially when that truth is an unsightly one.

And that's what he was to me. A friend. A long-time, dear-to-my-heart friend. That trust was mutual. Or, at least, I thought it was. One hell of a rude awakening to see that it wasn't.

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[ursarangler]

💢 You. are Stinky!!!! €8 Am I doing it Right

Ｕ(ＴｪT)Ｕ BETRAYED BY MY OWN DEAR SWEET MARTY DARLING!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!?!?!?

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[ursarangler]

my bets on that he saw the birth of arceus and will never be the same.

I'm letting the big guy recover for a bit and asking him what exactly happened. He's kind of scatterbrained right now, but from what I can gather, he was dropped into an ancient region—the past, fuck—directly at the start of a war. He couldn't understand anyone, but he just did what he did best and impressed one side of the war with his strength. Fought for his life, became a renowned warrior despite no one ever getting his name.

Now, I don't know what region he wound up in, but he mentioned seeing pokemon that looked similar to Makuhita and Camerupt. So that might have been ancient Hoenn, but it could have been somewhere else. Anyways, all this to say, he might have wiped out several soldiers and an entire ancient royal bloodline in his attempts to get back to the future.

I mean, fuck, I'm sure there were stragglers here and there. The timeline isn't too severely fucked. I don't think. But how would I know? I'm sure it did get fucked up, but I wouldn't be able to fucking tell, I live here. If there was an alteration, I might not feel it.

Oh, and the cheri on top: he somehow managed to actually kill the fucking Celebi.

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[ursarangler]

Congrats on the baby bear!!!! Do you have any formula to bottle feed the lil guy?

U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U Marty's got it covered!! He raises baby pokemon all the time, so he had some on hand. Not sure what I'd do without him. U(ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ)U My darling lifesaver.

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[ursarangler]

💢 the ursaring is a pokémon, living on pure instinct and a will to survive what the regions throw at it. you are an adult man with a responsibility to your humanity. a responsibility that you seem to have completely failed.

you’re just going to fight until you’re either killed or your heart gives out. you’ll never reconnect with that humanity you’ve abandoned. i wonder what else you’re going to abandon for your selfish, violent ways? i’d tell that hubby of yours to start packing honestly if they could understand anything another human tells them.

you two are perfect for one another. abandoning the society around them due to your own poor decisions and how it got “too hard” while the rest of the adults move forward. have fun in your gore pit you’ll roll in until the day you die. never growing, never happy. just an old alcoholic with an intense anger issue. that’s all you are.

Okay now, what is it with y'all targeting my hubby like that?

Say what you will about me "abandoning humanity" or "never growing" or whatever the hell have you, I don't care none about your opinions on that. You don't know me or what I've been through enough to make that type of call. I'm happy where I am. I ain't always having the best time, but I'm happy.

Marty is a damn beacon of light in this world. She's eccentric, I won't lie to you, but she's smart, creative, beautiful, she's like a cool breeze in hell every time I see her. I couldn't imagine a life without her.

Talking like she can't understand what she's in love with, like she's just some poor dumb bimbo being taken advantage of by the big mean bear. I oughta break your damn hands off your wrists for that. She's so much more than you'll ever be.

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