#don't take this too seriously 🤪 idk as if anyone's going to??? idk i'm a mess lmao bye

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I haven’t watched The Bear yet so I could be very wrong but Carmy seems like the type to like it when you talk back to him just a bit like it would grate his nerves but when you push he can push back until idk he ends up bending you over like “if you wanted me so bad you could have just said so” and I….I’m blaming you for making me thirst but goddamn I’m real excited to see the hype for real! 😌

OH YEAH

Naauurrr because I will inflict the Carmy thirst on everyone idgaf 🤪🤪

There's a lot of pushing and screaming until the breaking point in this show, and Carmy definitely participates in that looolll. And since he's the 1st chef and he gives out orders, he's always pushing to see how long someone will defy his authority. And you being a stubborn little shit, you just like riling him up

It all started in the morning, with you refusing to do the vegetable prep because you were too busy doing sauce prep. Carmy had already annoyed you beforehand, waking you up at 2 am because of his insomnia, so now you wanted to make him pay

"Ok then Chef, do a double prep!"

"Carmen you can clearly see that I can't do double prep right now!"

"Oh my god, just say Yes Chef, chef.?"

"Chef. I'm sorry, but I can't fucking double prep, Chef."

"Chef; stop giving me an attitude. We all have fucking work to do. Tina is doing a double prep too so I don't know why the fuck you can't do double prep!"

"Carmen just shut the fuck up and let me do my thing! Damm!"

Both of you go at it, all while cooking and prepping, until Sydney comes in to calm the whole situation down.

"I told y'all it wasn't a good idea to have an almost married couple in the kitchen, but of course, no one is gonna listen to good old Richie uh?"

You and your boyfriend groaned and said in unison: "fuck off Richie"

Later in the day, Carmen calls you in his office for a meeting, clearly annoyed with your antics. When you come in, you're greeted with the delicious sight of Carmy spread out on the chair, his fingers running across his thighs and through his hair.

"Babe. You know I'm busy, what's u-"

"Really, y/n, for the sake of all of us, stop trying to question everything I ask you to do. It completely breaks the dynamic of the day! You're here, giving me-"

"Oh fuck off Carmen! You knew damn well I couldn't double prep this morning! Those sauces take forever and I need to watch the temperature the whole time!Because the thing is, if I double prep, then I can't properly focus on the sauce, and if I dont then I ruin the sauce, and then, you're fucking rude to me cause *Oh my god chef, start over.*; like it wasn't the thing I was about to fucking do!"

Your voice pitched high, and your chest was heaving, and if he was being completely honest, Carmy's brain stopped working and he was thinking with his dick, which was straining against his jeans at the most inconvenient of times.

“Baby…”

“No no no Carmy, don’t baby me. You and your huge ego can go fuck each other because you don’t follow the rules of *no screaming* at me in the kitchen! You don’t! You just prance around cause you’re the owner of the place and you don’t have any consideration for anyone else than you and your dick and you seriously need to back off cause you’re embarr-“

He slowly got up, stalking you down and back you against the table.

“What else baby? Tell me more…”

You scoffed

“Oh you fucker. You’re getting one outta this huh? You dirty fuck! I’m trying to have a serious-

“More or so rambling, not very serious”

“A SERIOUS conversation with you, and you just wanna get your dick sucked!”

“Bae. Baby. Love of my life. I know that if I put my hands down your pants, you’d be fucking wet too. I know you get a ride outta this too, so don’t try me.”

His tattooed hand grabbed your neck, and a devilish grin formed on his face.

“Carmy… baby, we don’t have time for th-“

“Shhh, lemme make you feel good, ‘kay?”

You nodded sheepishly, biting your lip. He turned you around, so that your ass was against his hips.

“Fuck.. you drive me crazy Carmy…”

He kissed your neck, pulled your pants down, and took his dick out. He swiped the tip against your pussy, grinning when your juices were already glistening.

“Huh. You’re so wet, just like I thought. If you wanted me so bad you could’ve just said so… now try to be quiet baby cause I’m about to rock your shit…”

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EHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH😈😈😈

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1,14,27,29,30,37,41,42,43,49,64,77,88,91

1: When did you lose your virginity?

i was 18, with my first and only boyfriend, we were in my room (that's about all i can remember)

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

well you know i don't exist early in the mornings but i'd probably go for a bit of groping, grinding my ass against them and have them slowly finger me and then fuck me in the morning (back to chest) and then the full eLaBoRaTe thing in the late night, like involving kinks and such

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?

TITSSSSSSSSS TITS i'm sorry am i sounding too basic I JUST LOVE TITS

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find:

probably any of my toys lol

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

i haven't seen anyone using that term since idk 2011/2012 i feel old 🥴 uhhh well i'd say the moment it starts to actually hurt and you're more in pain or uncomfortable than getting pleasure out of it then maaaaybe you need to take a break

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

FIRST time???? i genuinely can't remember, properly? like actually getting to cum and all? i'd say 14/15, i had been trying stuff before that age tho

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

does this mean outside as in outdoors? because the answer is never

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THIS WHEN YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IT'S ONE OF MY BIGGEST TURN ONS EVERRRRRR I'M FERAL

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

either fingers or toys but focused on my clit, she's the main character always

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

i don't remember ever having a wet dream but i did have many MANYYYYY hot sexual ones, one of the best was one of my favorite singers choking me and domming the shit out of me lol

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

i have, multiple times 😌 they all thought/think it's an honor lmao

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

nope actually, knowing me i'd probably end up catching feelings 🤪

thank you babes i love youuuu <3

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