#dutch writes a mashup of housebuilding song and we built this city like

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so until a couple weeks ago I had never seen the hit 2000s television show Glee but I started watching it recently and it's just fuckin Im obsessed and idk why it's so fuckin stupid

and now imagine what if it was glee but it was fuckin Red Dead Gleedemption

but it's not a highschool au they're just themselves, they're just cowboys that sing showtunes and how fuckin gd funny that would be like fuckin

dutch is the coach obvi and he's always deciding who sings what and when and who duets with who and who gets solos and like mARSTON AGAIN?? REALLY COACH HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET I SWEAR TO GOD

and then Arthur gets to sing I'm at a pay phone Dutchy just phone home all of the time you spent on plans

AND IMAGINE THEY DO CHOREO

unfortunately I can't think of a single popular song to riff off rn I don't listen to the gosh dang radio no more idk what's popular except for what's blowing up on Tiktok

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #cowboy shitposting #dutch writes a mashup of housebuilding song and we built this city like #in the ice cold wind whenever no matter what the weather we BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL #OMFG DUTCH SINGS GEORGE MICHAEL'S FAITH #im honna fuckin piss my pants dude #and in classic Glee style all the minority characters get incredibly offensive songs to sing #Sean forced to sing Danny Boy and Parting Glass and like probably a song about leprechauns or something #micah singing billy eilish bad guy #jesus christ im gonna piss my pants im i cant with myself sometimes #is this true cursed or is it blursed?? #special episode where john gets horrifically mauled by wolves and everyone sings Shakira SheWolf and Hungry like a Wolf in his fever dreams #ok guys the theme this week is MUHNEY - WE NEED MORE MOHNEY #the theme every week is moneh dutch #arthur sings a lounge cover of Down With The Sickness #CONSUMPTION HAS NOW COME OVER ME #U WA AH AH ACKK ack ack cough cough blood