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"Blah, it's me, Goncharov! I'm gonna getcha! I'm Goncharov!"

- Goncharov from Goncharov (1973), Martin Scorcese

#Goncharov #eilooxara shitposts

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AU where everything is the same except dragons and trains are swapped

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Thing from a dream I just had: a tumblr user with a bi pride flag colored avatar posted "I am ok with Le Guin just bag catching teens"

I assume, had the dream continued, that deceased author Ursula K Le Guin kidnapping teenagers with a bag would have been the latest drama going around tumblr and that this would have been how I heard about it

#Le Guin #eilooxara shitposts #eilooxara dreams #eilooxology

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I was annoyed about some noise earlier so I made this to cope

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#Does anyone else still remember A Softer World #Also do people who like pet play know their kink is comedy gold #eilooxara shitposts

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These are those "gnu aunts" everyone is always talking about instead of giving a simple yes or no

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#eilooxara shitposts #Polls #The Wicker Man #If that blog exists then sorry for anyone who doesn't get the joke messaging you but not THAT sorry

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Who's been pileating all the fucking woodpeckers again

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The difference between "rise and shine, sleepyhead" and "arise, my minion" is not as much as people assume

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Fuck I wish you were real

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I think more people should select their names from the spice rack*

*named for spices but containing seasonings of many kinds including herbs

Like there's some not-too-weird ones like Basil or Pepper or Saffron and those are a great start

But y'all

You could be named Coriander or Parsley or Nutmeg if you're the right kind of cute for it

"hi I'm Marge it's short for Marjoram"

"This is my partner Cumin and I assure you, I do."

You could be called Garlic and everyone would love you. People would lament about how they want you but can't have you.

#I know that's not how you pronounce cumin #eilooxara shitposts

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they call me slutnik cause I get around every 98 minutes

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Gastroentomology

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If I lived in Washington I would get two of the chubbiest kitties I could find and I would exclusively refer to them as "those fatcats in Washington"

#People of DC and Seattle take note #You could do this for real #eilooxology #eilooxara shitposts

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I live across the street from a brew pub

It's probably about as noisy as a mead-hall

Grendel did nothing wrong

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They invented ticks to achieve new levels of "least sexy reason to be naked in front of your crush"

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