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schalotte · 1 year
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at the core of my being i'm a girl that loves sitting on the balcony
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schalotte · 1 year
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no i can't today i'm recontextualizing. yeah no it's gonna be all day
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schalotte · 4 months
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everyone say thank you magical realism i love you magical realism!!!!!!!!
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schalotte · 2 years
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hey (with the intention of washing your hair at night and drying it off with care)
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schalotte · 5 months
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the passage of time is unreasonable and unjust
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schalotte · 3 months
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i wish natasha lyonne still wore her hair big & wild & a bare face also. alas there is evil in this world yet
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schalotte · 3 months
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moment of genuine befuddlement at having received text messages from lovely people in my life. you want to talk to me fr ⁉️ starting to suspect i am a real human person who is alive
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schalotte · 10 months
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girls who are in a foul mood can you make some noise
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schalotte · 1 year
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maybe this third cup of coffee will fix me
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schalotte · 3 months
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literally cozy in bed but my heart is beating like i'm about to fight a wild animal HELLOOOOOO what the fuck . what the fuck . need 2 be held
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schalotte · 3 months
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ladies and gentlemen........ i got the internship
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schalotte · 3 months
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my beautiful and evolved tumblr mutuals have unfortunately left me ill-prepared for the real life gay dating scene because it turns out not everyone actually thinks body hair is normal and sexy . very unpleasant to feel like someone views intimacy with you as a form of confrontational therapy. alas,
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schalotte · 4 months
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eating with family and immediately afterwards they start talking about the weight they gained over the holidays and how they need to cut back and whatever the fuck oh my god can we not enjoy having good meals and well fed bodies who gives a shit. i hope this will be out of vogue SOON everyone let's leave our bodies alone please i am begging
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schalotte · 4 months
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my room is not at all tidy right now but i like it a lot because it's my chaos. here
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schalotte · 4 months
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if any of you were wondering what the early 20s leftist german dating app scene is like just imagine a wide array of goofy haircuts and the word "mausi" describing both oneself and the ideal partner
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schalotte · 4 months
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asked her out and she said yes yippee!!!
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