#even though i am cursed with the knowledge that someone somewhere out there read flf then decided to write bts omegaverse fanfic about it

[no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist]

The past day, a summary:

5:47 AM: I don’t think I can know this and not tell someone else about it I can’t be alone with this knowledge because I don’t know what to do now I think I need to go stare at a wall for a little bit but bts fanfiction based on foul lady fortune exists I am so so confused why does this exist I don’t know why this exists I’m just so confused why does the internet exist who reads foul lady fortune then is immediately like omg you know what I should do I should write bts fanfiction like how did that get from point a to point b what kind of a mental journey do you have to go on to get to that i have so many questions and I want answers to absolutely none of them also it is marked as explicit and I think it’s omegaverse I- who is reading this book and deciding to write bts omegaverse smut about it what kind of road does your brain have to go down where you read flf and the next logical step is to write 4,555 words of bts omegaverse smut.

5:58 AM: I’m trying to put myself in this person’s shoes. Just like. Imagine. You read this book. You enjoy the book. You enjoy the book so much that upon finishing it you think to yourself. Wow. I should write bts omegaverse smut about it. And then you do. In May 2023 you write 4,555 words of bts omegaverse smut that is apparently partially based on foul lady fortune by chloe gong. No one asked you to do this. But you did. And now it’s on the internet. And it exists. And it’s on the internet. And you put it there. And now. You go about your day knowing that you are responsible for 4,555 words of bts omegaverse fanfiction based on foul lady fortune by chloe gong.

7:10 AM: Somewhere. Somewhere out there there is a person who read foul lady fortune and the proceeded to write 4,555 words of bts omegaverse smut based on it split into three chapters and then published it on the internet in May of 2023 and they are presumably alive and living a life out there somewhere and I just have to go about my day with this knowledge and I don’t want to.

7:13 AM:I’m going to be on my deathbed someday and I’m going to remember this I’m going to die one day thinking about how somewhere there was a person who read foul lady fortune a young adult speculative historical science fiction novel set in 1930s Shanghai and written by chloe gong and then was inspired to write 4,555 WORDS OF BTS OMEGAVERSE FANFICTION ABOUT IT SPLIT ACROSS THREE CHAPTERS AND PUBLISHED IN MAY OF 2023.

7:14 AM: I don’t know how to persist knowing this information I am not strong enough.

7:21 AM: I am so tempted to read it now it is genuinely terrifying I don’t want to but also I want to know what specifically about foul lady fortune inspired this because I’m so confused

7:44 AM: I read it. It’s not even smut or anything remotely close to smut. It’s just. What.

7:52 AM: It was omegaverse though and I am still not entirely sure what the omegaverse is but I don’t want to know more than I already do and I don’t like it

*goes to class and takes notes despite being cursed with the knowledge of the flf bts omegaverse fic*

9:57 AM: I’m genuinely terrified that the person who wrote that may have seen or interacted with my tumblr posts. Like what if I have at some point in time interacted with someone who read the literary masterpiece that is the young adult speculative historical science fiction book Foul Lady Fortune by the Chloe Gong then proceeded to write 4555 words of BTS omegaverse fanfiction that they split into three chapters and published in May of 2023. What then. What do I even do with my life knowing that. And the thing that really haunts me is that I can never truly know.

10:27 AM: 4,555 words of BTS omegaverse fanfiction split into three chapters published during May of this year that is apparently based on the young adult speculative historical science fiction novel Foul Lady Fortune. This is a real thing that exists that I read with my eyes and now it’s in my brain it’s in my brain and I can’t get it out

10:40 AM: I do not say this as an insult or an attack on the person who wrote this but I want to study them in a lab

10:49 AM: I genuinely think that this is going to stick with me for the rest of my life.

10:56 AM: I want to be quarantined away from the internet. I need to go touch grass I need to go live somewhere with no cell service but if I do would it be too late would I forever be haunted by the idea that someone. Somewhere. Out there. Read Foul Lady Fortune. Then decided that they liked it so much they should write bts omegaverse fanfic about it. I fear quarantine would not be enough.

11:02 AM: Also. It was supposed to be based on Rosalind and Orion’s relationship. And I have seen many many many objectively incorrect interpretations of the New York Times bestselling masterpiece that is foul lady fortune by Chloe Gong. However. I do not think anything could ever possibly be more incorrect than omegaverse. So. Congratulations to the person who wrote that because they somehow managed to have worse reading comprehension than booktok which should not be possible.

11:10 AM: I genuinely think I might not ever forget this and from this moment on I will simply be trying to live my life while suppressing thoughts that do nothing but remind me that someone somewhere out there read flf and thought that something about it was just perfect for a fucking omegaverse bts fanfiction

3:14 PM: Okay. I watched a 40 minute video essay on the omegaverse. I now have so much knowledge that I never wanted that is now also going to haunt me for the rest of my life. I genuinely am so confused. How. How does someone read about Rosalind and Orion and be like. Aha. Omegaverse. I should put them through an omegaverse blender and project their personalities onto the versions of jungkook and namjoon from fucking bts that I made up in my head. This is a logical normal thing to do.

3:17 PM: THEY FUCKING. OMEGAVERSIFIED ROSALIND AND ORIONS RESPECTIVE PERSONALITIES THEN TRIED TO FUCKING COPY AND PASTE THEM ONTO THE MADE UP VERSIONS OF JUNGKOOK AND NAMJOON THEY HAVE IN THEIR HEAD. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

3:34 PM: AND LIKE HOW THE FUCK. DID THEY CONNECT THE FUCKING OMEGAVERSE TO FLF

4:53 PM: Someone wrote bts omegaverse fanfiction inspired by flf someone wrote bts omegaverse fanfiction inspired by flf someone wrote bts omegaverse fanfiction inspired by flf. Bts omegaverse fanfiction inspired by flf is a real thing that exists on the internet and I read it. I read it with my own two eyes. All 4,555 words of it.

5:08 PM: There is a person out there. And they read Foul Lady Fortune, a New York Times best selling young adult speculative historical sci fi novel by the one and only Chloe Gong. And their first thought after reading Foul Lady Fortune was. Man. Yknow what I should do? I should put the two main characters through an omegaverse blender and project their fake omegaverse personalities that are not book accurate onto the fake versions Of jungkook and namjoon that I made up in my head who I have decided are gay and in love with each other. And this person wrote a 4,555 word fanfiction about this that they broke up into three chapters and published. On the internet. In May of this year. There is a person somewhere out there. Who did this. That exists. That is a real person. A real person who exists.

#in conclusion this is the last time i'm pulling an all nighter because if something like this ever happens again i simply do not know #i am going to calm down now #even though i am cursed with the knowledge that someone somewhere out there read flf then decided to write bts omegaverse fanfic about it #i can be calm #i can be sooooooooo calm #and soooooo normal #save