#everybody else going ham while im going like bacon bits but its still yummy 2 me

[unironicduncanstan]

my hypothetical duncney kids so far are like. duncans black hair and courtneys brown eyes dominating the scene and in a way its like a weird competition. they each have the one dominant trait its Balanced ok and if a kid happens to be born with blue eyes or brown hair someone WILL pretend to not be initially offended by it bc they lost the genetics battle that time but its ok its fine. its Fine,

#courtney: he has your eyes :') ............................. >:( he has your eyes. [duncan laughing in the corner of the hospital room] #thats not allowed i have BROWN eyes this wasnt supposed to ha ppen--- #[but theyre so cute 🥺] #also i hope it is obvious with the way i am as a person that i LOVE kid ocs especially when they dont go by ANY genetic rules #bc they are always so fun but i also find so much joy in the boring process of making like hyperrealistic slice of life designs for myself #so im over here making like vanilla scented candle versions of designs while other ppl are making colorful visually intriguing ones #and thats okay 🤡 #everybody else going ham while im going like bacon bits but its still yummy 2 me #original