#everyone on this show has committed multiple crimes but Nancy collects felonies and misdemeanors like they're girl scout badges

[the-lazy-cat-bakes-souffles]

To everyone calling Nancy Wheeler straight-laced, may I present to you my case for why she is unhinged and chaotic as fuck with a helpful list of misdemeanors and felonies she has canonically committed on the show to date (yes I’ve kept a record):

Breaking and entering (multiple counts)

Trespass (multiple counts)

Lying to law enforcement (multiple counts)

Forgery

Larceny (multiple counts)

Burglary

Theft of police-confiscated goods

Grand theft auto

Damage of public property

Vandalism (multiple counts)

Aiding and abetting the prime suspect in an ongoing serial murder case

Infiltrating a high security government laboratory and recording classified intelligence before publicly publishing it

Infiltrating a private hospital ward under a false identity to study a vulnerable patient like a lab rat

Infiltrating a high security mental hospital under a false identity to interrogate a mass murderer and fleeing security upon being caught

Harassing the elderly (multiple counts)

Child endangerment (multiple counts)

Stabbing a twelve-year-old with a red-hot poker

Reckless driving (multiple counts)

Unlawful possession of (stolen) firearms

Sawing off the end of a shotgun

Assault with a deadly weapon (multiple counts)

Under age drinking (multiple counts)

Homicide

Fashion crimes

Can’t wait to see what crimes she commits while not giving a single flying fuck in Season 5.

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #nancy wheeler #stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #this is mostly in jest though I can pinpoint examples of every single thing on this list #everyone on this show has committed multiple crimes but Nancy collects felonies and misdemeanors like they're girl scout badges #bless the screenshotted scene for acknowledging Nancy's penchant for crime #a true sisterly bonding moment between her and Max #God she's such a hardass