An hour ago, we were on a fool’s errand to capture Captain Flint and find an island that does not exist - you’re welcome for that, by the way - evade a ship full of redcoats, fight through a ship full of pirates, and somehow get past Long John Silver.
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What, you’re just gonna walk up there, knock on the door, and ask whoever answers if they’ll let us use your half-demolished fort as a treasury?
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