#fellow citizens of night vale please don’t feed me to the librarians

[agentmatt6]

So in WTNV, the main voice, Cecil Gershwin Palmer is intentionally left vaguely described, only as “Not too short or tall, not fat or too thin. With hair, a nose and eyes.” One of the many reasons this is left so vague is so every possible depiction of Cecil within it is technically cannon.

Anyways I was listening to @itsapmseymour ‘s ex mega binge movie while at work and after hearing Jesus being described as bigger than a baby and smaller than a temple I have a new idea of what Jesus looks like

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#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil palmer #sorry if this comes up in your dash Hazel #this has been bothering me for the past hour until lunch break arrived #fellow citizens of night vale please don’t feed me to the librarians