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pan-diasaster · 11 months
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I HOPE THE PERSON WHO DECIDED THAT SCHOOL SHOULD START AT 7 AM IN THE MORNING HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE NINTH LEVEL OF HELL
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YO WHAT????????
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28228497/chapters/69173586 the link if you want to read it!
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mycrella-blog · 9 years
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what the fuck did i just watch.
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andjennytries · 11 years
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look
Signs that read "Luke Evans: First to have sex, last to get married." had been taped to the shirt of every guy invited to the only Evans boy's bachelor party. Although it was hardly a true statement (a lot of Luke's other friends were still unbetrothed) James, Dylan, and Hayden felt it was an appropriate way for everybody to distinguish who they were with in the giant night club. Not once in the past had the four friends thrown a quiet and intimate bachelor party, and tonight was no exception.
For about an hour now Hayden hadn't seen anybody else sporting a sign on their back. Eventually he decided that sitting at the bar and waiting for somebody to find him would be his best bet. "Irish car bomb" Hayden yelled at the bartender who then prompted Hayden to show him his 21+ bracelet. An impressed sounding whistle came from a girl two stools down from him. Hayden smiled politely, which the girl mistook as an invitation to scoot closer.
"I've never had an Irish car bomb before." She yelled in Hayden's ear and made him flinch a little. Even sitting at a bar, he could specifically smell the alcohol on this girls breath.
Hayden's drink was placed before him and he handed the bartender some money. Before he knew what was happening there was a hand running dangerously high on his thigh.
"Hoooly shit." Hayden's eyes widened as his new acquaintance grabbed his crotch and made him stand quickly off of his bar stool. "Listen, you're a really great stranger, I assume, but I'm married." Hayden smiled nervously and held up his hand, using his thumb to twist the wedding band around his finger "See? Look. Married."
When this obviously drunk girl seemed like she was going to spout some line about keeping secrets, Hayden added, "To another guy. I'm married to a guy." And that was enough to send her away. Hayden let his shoulders relax and quickly drank his entire drink. Across the bar, he noticed Dylan waving wildly and shouting something he couldn't understand, but he shouted back nonetheless.
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