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harus-simp · 1 year
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Ricky as a boyfriend
-Ricky x reader-
Warning: none
Author's note: well this is technically not a request but after speaking with it with my 🐯 anon it inida gave me some ideas 👀, so this goes for you pookie :))
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How would ricky act as your boyfriend?
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(This men would be the death of me I swear to God)
So I'm convinced he would be a little bit awkward and shy at first
I mean he's not too extroverted in itself but not too introverted with people he knows
So I'm sure he'd behave the same on a relationship
You both first met on your language academy as you were both foreigners
Initially you hadn't approached each other due to shyness and just don't knowing how to start up a conversation
Like what were you supposed to ask? Enjoyed the lesson? No, that'd be embarrassing
So you opted to see when the situation would come were you both could establish some contact
And the universe seemed to be on your side as you were both paired to make a research about korea's history to understand more the cultural aspect of the country
So he approached you quietly tapping on your shoulder to get your attention
You both started to talk about the project and exchanged numbers just for the sake of your grade
Totally not because you wanted to talk 👀
After you finishes tho, you kept talking and found you actually had a lot in common
So you started to hang out and eventually caught feelings for you as he found you so reliable and someone with whom he could act as himself :))
His confession was actually so romantic?
Like the put lots of efforts on it
He took you to the beach where you both spend the day just swimming, playing and messing around
Then you started to walk through the sand as the sun was setting, he stopped making you look back at him asking him what was wrong
"Is everything good?"
He took your hands in his giving you the most adoring gaze and a small smile
"Please be my girlfriend"
You accepted immediately and my boy here didn't waste a single second and brought you closer pulling you into a soft kiss
He really took his shot 👀
His favourite dates are probably coffee dates or tea dates, he just enjoys sitting with you and talking about anything
Although you end up talking most of the time, but he just loves to hear your voice <3
He is a man that likes to spoil his partner, so he'd buy you gifts once in a while
They could go from little necklaces to clothes to much simpler things such as flowers or taking you out to your favourite restaurant
Speaking of clothes, he's love to see you wearing his clothes, he'd think you fit them better
He's really young and rich, TALL and handsome
So if you are smaller than him he'd find so cute how big his hoodies were on you
And if you are taller or the same height as him he'd find you incredibly gorgeous and beautiful, you could be a model couple together 🤭
When he's away for too long he misses you like hell, so he'd have a picture of you as his wallpaper to look at it whenever he wants
The picture was really simple: you cuddling a plushie he had gifted you, finding the scene too adorable he couldn't help but take a photo
Now does he get jealous?
Yes (a lot)
Does he show it?
No
But he does glares with deadly eyes at whoever is flirting with you
However, if he sees you are uncomfortable he doesn't doubt to make an intervention right there
And you do know he's jealous, he literally stops speaking to you with this sweet tone
And just spaces out a lot
But a few kisses here and there will solve that in no time 😘
Also he's just a rizzler and a tease 💀
When he wants to kiss you he would just stare down your lips making you so nervous and giddy
"Stop being a jerk!"
"Make me stop"he says as he smirks and gets even closer to you
Nah you just *puff*, you are now officially a tomato 🍅
He would eventually kiss you taking your chin and tilting your head upwards to have a better position
You end up laying on your back with your hands wrapped around his shoulders and his grabbing your waist ;))
Yeah things got definitely a little bit hot there 😳
But all in all he would be a sweet lover that would love you unconditionally, you made him feel so loved and appreciated
So yeah a really nice boyfie he would be <3
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magickedhat · 2 years
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CONTROVERSY QUESTION!!!1!1! 🍅 - do you consider tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
GOD. god i keep forgetting which category tomatoes fall into but i remember i hated it when i found out so it MUST be fruits which is. it’s mind-boggling. i still havent recovered.
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skippyv20 · 4 years
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🍁🍁🍁🌳🌳🌳🍁🍁🍁SANDRINGHAM ANON AND PG 🍁🍁🍁🌳🌳🌳🍁🍁🍁
SANDRINGHAM ANON 🍁🍁🍁🌳🌳🌳🍁🍁🍁…… “C’mon Sydney old chappie a final spin around the estate in the Discovery before herself is up and about “ …” I take it your driving sir” … “ just a little Sydney “ … “ Oooo Dear” …… “ a lovely spin Sydney, look at all the beautiful colours “ …… “WATCH OUT SIR, Ahhhhhhh” … “ O shit Sydney, I’m in a ditch” …… “ and guess who’s coming up behind us in the Lone Ranger, Herself sir” …… “ bugger,bloody bugger Sydney, we’ve had it”. … “ indubitably sir”.
Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Saturday October 17/20
I don’t know when PG can get to this…..she isn’t able to log in on Tumblr….😔
🍁🍁🍁🌳🌳🌳🍁🍁🍁 THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH DEAR SANDRINGHAM ANON 🍁🍁🍁🌳🌳🌳🍁🍁🍁
October 17/2020
VIGNETTE #15
MY TUMBLR AND IPAD HAVE BEEN FREEZING AND IT IS GETTING WORSE. I AM TECHLESS USELESS🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. THE PATIENCE OF JOB HAS BEEN REQUIRED. I THINK GOD WAS TELLING ME LAST NIGHT I HAD DONE TOO MUCH ESPECIALLY ONLINE FOR HOURS! I HAD THE BEST DAY YESTERDAY IN A VERY LONG TIME. I ACTUALLY WAS ABLE TO DO STUFF AROUND MY HOUSE......🥰🥰🥰 ANYHOW OFF TO BEDFORDSHIRE  I GO, TO WRITE ALL YOU VERY SPECIAL READERS A LITTLE STORY. 
Just another regular morning ☀️on Wood Farm or not!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Moaning 😫😫😫and groaning 😖😖😖😖aaaaaaahh, ooooo oooh, 🤢🤢🤢aaaaaaah, muttering 🤬🤬🤬that’s what Sydney hears👂 just as he is about to knock on the door 🚪 and say good morning ☀️.Now Sydney knows EXACTLY! what the moaning 😫and groaning 😖is about because his own morning ☀️ began the exact same way. Both of them are suffering the morning ☀️ after the night 🌙 before effects. Some people would go for more ‘hair of the dog’, so to speak, ie more ‘refreshments’ but not these two. There are adventures planned today!!😁😁😁😁😁Herself is at Windsor and the gents are batching it!!🥳🥳🥳😁😁😁😁Sydney quietly knocks on the door 🚪, saying good morning ☀️ Sir. Himself responds, stop bloody yelling Sydney, oh my head, my head, oh my head is killing me. Sir, on a tray all ready, two paracetamol 💊 💊 and orange 🍊 juice, take this Sir. Himself does so without comment. Slowly, Himself prepares for the day, dressing in fine outdoor kit! Perfect for a day out in the British 🇬🇧jungle 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🐍🐢🦟🦗🕷🕸🐌🐞🐜🐝🐥🦊🐰🐭🐱🐶🦄🦄🦄🦉🦅🦆🐸🐷🐮🐏🐑🐂🐄🐎🦌🐐🐈🐈🐕‍🦺🦮🐩🐕🐓🦃🦚🦢🦨🦝🐇🕊🦡🐿🦔🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥🦥 these are all the things that can be found in the British jungle! Now you will notice I have put sloths 🦥, there because I have it on good  authority aka l think it was in the express.co.uk, that her Majesty has her own sloth 🦥! So I am including my favourite animal in the British 🇬🇧 jungle hinterland! 🌳🌴🌺🌸🌼🌻🌹🍁🍂🍃🌾🍀☘️🌿🌱🌳🍃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. Sir, breakfast ☕️ 🥞 🍳 is ready, Himself says, l will be there presently Sydney. Sydney replies, indubitably Sir and exits the room. By the time Himself reaches the breakfast 🍳 ☕️ 🥞 table he is actually quite hungry. The grumpy mood has disappeared and he says to Sydney, the start of a day in action, one first needs a good healthy breakfast ☕️ 🍳 🥞. Nothing like a good English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 breakfast eh Sydney good old fry-up! Oh fried eggs 🍳 sausages, back 🥓 bacon, 🍅 tomatoes, mushrooms 🍄 , fried bread 🍞 and black pudding, buttered toastand a stiff hot cuppa ☕️. Himself’s breakfast today also includes baked beans, and hash browns. Eating heartily Sir, Sydney comments, amazed at his breakfast! Himself replies, oh good hot stiff cuppa ☕️ does the heart good and the body as well I would say! Yep it does the trick Sydney! Now I’m in fighting form to face the jungle! Sydney, 🧐confused, repeats questionably, the jungle Sir? Himself says, yes, Sydney, tapping his four fingers, two index fingers and two middle fingers tapping his tummy, now very full, as he speaks. We have become very familiar by now of this charming habit of his. Yes Sydney , we are going as the Yanks say, ‘off-roading’ in the great British 🇬🇧jungle hinterland exploring today!😁😁😁😁 Sydney, still feeling quite ‘affected’ 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂from the effects of the night before and refreshments 🥃  🍻 🍺 🍸, says, “WE”, Sir? WE are going off-roading Sir? Sir, very hesitant nigh afraid to ask, pray tell Sir, what is off-roading? Oh course Sydney have a little adventure in your life, let loose! We are free men, we can do as we please!. Go get changed Sydney and meet me out at the Discovery! Sydney comes out and there is Himself, in the driver side so Sydney gets into the passenger side, buckles himself in and Himself says are you ready for some fun Sydney?? Sydney 🥺🥺🥺is trembling , saying Sir l am as as ready as I shall ever be, I suppose! C’mon Sydney old chappie, let’s have us  a final spin around the estate in the Discovery before Herself is up and about!! Sydney, resolutely now knowing the plan says, I take it your driving Sir?? Oh Sydney, a wee while, just a little Sydney. It’s all good Sydney it’s all good ,no one else is out and about at this time and we are just going to look at nature don’t you be worrying I am in full control! Sydney says, Oooo Dear, that’s exactly what makes my queasy tummy queasier. He dares to speak further, Sir I am badly feeling the effects of last night. I am not certain a drive in the jungle is in the cards for me today. Inside he’s thinking,please let him tell me to go inside. Everybody knows how bad being in a vehicle is when you’re feeling physically sick,especially in the passenger seat oh I  feel for him.  Now we know Sydney would never leave Himself alone, EVER!! Himself says buck up old chap! You’re made a good old English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿stock you’re not going to let a little queasy tummy spoil our fun are you? Just a lovely spin Sydney, look at all the beautiful autumnal colours 🍁🍂🌾 🎃🦃🎃🌾🍂🍁🍂🌾🎃🦃🎃🌾🍂🍁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 and off they go with a loud rush  of the engine. Up and down through hill and vale or is it dale?😜😜😝😝 all over the estate, Himself and Sydney are having an EPIC time. All the beautiful autumnal colours 🍁🍂🌾🎃🦃🎃🌾🍂🍁and the nature 🍂🍁🌾🍂🦃🎃🍂🌾🍁the animals 🦆🦆🦆🦌🦌🦌🦌🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🦨🦨🦨🦝🦝🦝🦢🦢🦢🦢🐑🐏🐏🐑they see and just the feeling of freedom  of having your hands on the wheel and the wind blowing in your hair, or what hair one has left😮😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! Oh they’re driving along and just so enamoured with all the sites they are seeing and all of a sudden a great big buck 🦌appears  right in the middle of their path! Sydney screams, WATCH OUT SIR, Ahhhhhhh!!!! Oh thank goodness they manage to avoid hitting the buck 🦌 but they’ve got a little problem now! Himself yells, O shite, Sydney, I’m in a ditch. Sydney, without saying it aloud, is thinking Sir, it’s not just you in the stuck ditch, it is also me and the Discovery! They thought things were as bad as they could be, but more trouble arrives! This time Sydney does not keep it to himself he says oh Sir! Oh Sir!! Guess who is coming up behind us in the Lone Ranger?? It is Herself Sir!!!🥺🥺😲😲😲😲🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 himself knows when to admit defeat, and says bugger,bloody bugger Sydney, we’ve had it!! Sydney softly replies, indubitably Sir………….to be continued………..
DONE WITH COMPLETE LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻PG🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜
GSTQAOBC  🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 
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Wonderful.....oh dear Sydney...thank you PG..💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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lookgoodformula · 4 years
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Saturday Surfing, Aug. 8, 2020
I was shocked — ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED! — when I found out future Hall of Fame NFL quarterback Tom Brady doesn’t eat tomatoes, because I cannot comprehend life without tomatoes. 🍅
Why!?
Apparently, they can cause joint inflammation. Who knew?!
Well, too bad, Tom, because you are no longer invited to my house for lunch today, because I’m having homemade bruschetta.
I’ve been eating so. Many. Tomatoes. Lately. Like, obnoxious amounts of ’em because we have a couple of very productive tomato plants on the back deck. El Hub, otherwise known as “The Keeper of the Tomato Plants,” must’ve pleased the tomato gods this year, because they’ve blessed us with a profound amount of the fruit. And yup, tomatoes are fruit! (I’m full of fun facts this morning.)
We’re doing bruschetta, caprese salad, tomato basil pasta… Basically, if a dish contains tomatoes, chances are we’re eating it, and it’s been glorious!
One thing I’ve yet to try, though, is a tomato pie. A friend of mine on Facebook posted one she made, and I’m extremely curious about it. If you happen to have a recipe, please let me know.
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