#from dan heng's 'don't fucking come near me' to blade's 'hey what if you turned your back to me. i promise i won't do anything just try it.'

[hydrachea]

I finally found a website that had everyone's new "Added to team with [x]" and I'm losing it over Dan Heng and Blade's lines for each other.

Dan Heng to Blade (presumably wary and weary, really hoping this won't end in ANOTHER fight like it does every time Blade finds him):

Blade to Dan Heng (???? DID YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR THE WHOLE TIME??):

Sadly the website doesn't have audio files so I can't listen to the lines, but if Blade isn't obviously taunting him I'll eat my controller. What the hell. This man had the ability to be funny all along.

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr blade #dan heng #i saw this and i lost it #from dan heng's 'don't fucking come near me' to blade's 'hey what if you turned your back to me. i promise i won't do anything just try it.' #this motherfucker #this reinforces my strong belief that blade is just dan heng's sleep paralysis demon and absolute enjoys it #truly the dynamic of all time. poor dan heng. #what's he gonna do? kill him? oh wait! #this is THE funniest set of lines i'm so glad #ray's records #i'm not tagging this as ship they're stalker and very fed up victim to me #but shippers go ham if you want