#fuck it we crunching down on the melon-sized lettuce actually

[randomceleste]

I wanna eat a head of lettuce like an apple

#im always happy to eat salad #i usually only bite straight up into gem lettuce #but like. If I find an iceberg lettuce that isnt the size of a big melon maybe ill indulge #fuck it we crunching down on the melon-sized lettuce actually