#fudfhgfhnoidsfdsg

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i just had a thought of a cleric/healer/doctor? Tav wanting to study Astarion since she's never had a vampire subject before. Astarion agrees and when he inevitably gets a boner (because it's smut, like let's not lie to ourselves) she goes...

"Physiological reflexes remain... intact post-mortem."

#she speaks all her findings aloud #and scribbles them into a book #oh my god #fudfhgfhnoidsfdsg #smut idea #astarion smut #astarion #is this self-indulgent #i think it is #but i don't care #oh my fucking god #dngoifdn