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gobspeaks · 10 months

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i beat him on my first try btw and all it took was the barely resisted urge to squeeze my stuffed pig as hard as I could and scream into his side aha

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda

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gamegoblinvt · 10 months

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Schedule for week of 7-3-2023

Going to be playing a bunch of nice games for the Summer in what I call Gob on the Job.

Monday - Powerwash Simulator

Wednesday - The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

Thursday - As Dusk Falls with Snake Halibaster and UltraVioletSheep

Friday - Microsoft Flight Simulator

Saturday - Death Stranding

#powerwash simulator #the legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #as dusk falls #microsoft flight simulator #death stranding #vtubers #twitch #small streamer

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boudiscanon · 6 years

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ALL THE VIDYA GAEM QUESTIONS FOR YOU AS WELL

1. Favorite game from the last 5 years?

HNNNNG It’s been a good couple years for video games for me, so I don’t think I can pick just one. Defo The Amber Throne, and Tales of Berseria, and Nier: Automata I haven’t even finished but is amaze. d

2. Most nostalgic game?

This is also hard bc there are pictures of me as an infant giggling while watching my brother play on his old NES. One of my earliest memories is of him playing Duck Hunt at my grandparents. And there are a bunch of SNES games I spent forever playing with him, like TMNT Turtles in Time, Super Mario All Stars, Super Mario World, Street Fighter, Link to the Past, Final Fight II.... And that’s just baby me, not even elementary school lmfao

3. Game that deserves a sequel?

Chrono Trigger. I know technically Chrono Cross is its “”sequel”” and I fucking love Chrono Cross, but as its own game, not as a follow up to Chrono Trigger. I’d love to see an HD remake of it which all the open world, nonlinear, gigantic and insane detail that Sakaguchi tried but couldn’t put in the first go-round. That or for Square to not just sit on Chrono Break’s totle and actually make a game out of it.

4. Game that deserves a remaster?

FFIX - Objectively the best Final Fantasy, but more importantly, the one with the most scenery porn. Can you imagine climbing Cleyra in HD? Kuja’s stained glass desert palace??? The excuse to play Chocobo Hot and Cold for 34293759043t534 more hours?????

5. Favorite game series?

Chrono series followed closely by the FF series

6. Favorite genre?

RPGs

7. Least favorite genre?

FPS. Can’t aim for shit, and first person pov has always been disorienting to me.

8. Favorite song from a game?

TIME CIRCUITS GOD ITS SO GOOD I GET CHILLS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I HERE IT EVEN IF I LITERALLY JUST PLAYED IT TEN TIMES

9. Favorite character from a game?

FARIS SCHERWIZ CAPN OF MY HEART

10. Favorite ship from a game?

All of them? Can I pick all of them? I guess Soriku always gets me emotional, and Lavos/JENOVA bc gfdi Puck, and Mondo/Ishimaru, and if I have to pick at least one definitively canon pairing, then Boud

11. Favorite voice actor from a game?

Ghaleon’s voice actor from the psx version of Lunar 2: Eternal Blue

12. Favorite cutscene?

Nibelheim

13. Favorite boss?

I don’t think I have one favorite boss. I do like Zelda bosses bc they’re almost always clever but doable, and have fun designs. I also really like giant megabosses the size of mountains that make you feel like an ant and want to pee your pants and run away when they first show up. I also love every fight with Beatrix bc she can hand me my own ass any day.

14. First console?

First one I played was a SNES, first one I owned myself was a Gameboy Color

15. Current console or consoles?

Still have that Gameboy, and a PSP, PS2, PS4, Wii, and my phone

16. Console you want?

SWITCH

17. Place from a game that you’d like to visit?

Fletz and Donau from Legend of Dragoon, Everywhere in Chrono Cross and FFIX, Esthar and Fisherman’s Horizon from FFVIII, all of Spira from FFX, Zeal from Chrono Trigger, Zora’s Domain from Ocarina of Time, ANYWHERE PRETTY TBH

18. Place from a game that you’d like to live in?

Furni from Legend of Dragoon would be cool, since it’s venice-esque and you get around on boats, but also might be a pain after a while. Dollet from FFVIII would also be nice, save the bit where Galbadia invades and also monster rain down from the fucking moon. Maybe Lindblum? I mean it has an entire theater district so there’s probably a lot of gays there.

19. Ridiculous crossover that would never happen but would be super fun?

LAVOS/JENOVA I even have a whole cx that I should attempt to fic where Lavos is the Calamity instead of JENOVA. Also a cx where the Meteor in FFVII turns out to just be Galuf, Sephiroth’s rad grandpa.

20. Book that would make a good game?

Any book, if the game is done well?

21. Show/Movie that would make a good game?

Same.

22. Games you want to play?

Breath of the Wild, What Remains of Edith Finch, a bunch more waiting on my steam lol

23. Have you gotten 100% completion in a game?

Yes. Not in any recent games where often you have to just get 999999999 of thing x which is just boring and has no payoff, but I love me some side quests. Chrono Trigger has the BEST sidequests.

24. Have you cried over a game?

I got choked up watching Frog wield the reborn Masamune and break open the entrance to Magus’ castle just yesterday. Also the end of FFVIII, and X get me every fucking time. Also Crisis Core, which basically ripped out my soul and my actual physical heart and proceeded to stomp on them in front of me.

25. What power-up or ability would you want IRL?

The power to walk into people’s houses and just take their money and stuff with no consequences. Or to just walk outside and punch some really big mosquitoes a couple times and rob their corpses for cash. Or to just inspect random boxes or pots along the street and find gobs of money. Or chop tall grass and find $$$.

Barring that, I wanna suplex a train.

#I almost forgot about this #ungarmax

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these---days · 7 years

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Procrastination

1. Favourite colour --> Green.. but sometimes purple, or Teal... idk

2. Number of people you’ve slept with --> 2 3. Cake or ice cream? I don’t care for dessert but Cake over Ice Cream 4. If you were a superhero what would your power be? Seeing the future so I can 1) win the lottery to give money to all of the people and 2) see future regrets and change them as necessary 5. Ever been in a fist fight? Yup... or well, it was one sided as the person was being a drunk douche. I’m pretty patient and not easily angered but was the last straw when they were crap to an ex... so i ran across the room and their face met my fist as we went through a window ;). 6. Do you live in the country or the city? City 7. Biggest kink? I really can not think of anything... it’s been a while since I even gave a shit... refer to my #2 response lol 8. Favourite video-game? Assassin’s Creed 2....Classic maybe Crash Bandicoot or Zelda: A Link to The Past (honourable mentions - Heavy Rain bcuz it was the first game of it’s kind, NHL 200 something cuz I played it for a straight week and Parappa the Rapper for the memories I had while playing it) 9. Words you live by? I’m not religious but, “God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, Courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference” 10. Best book you’ve ever read? Okay well this changes constantly there’s been a lot. Great Gatsby and Lord of the Flies were my first... Stone Butch Blues made me tear up after 20 pages... The Alchemist... The Hours... Tom Robbins though hands down has the best books. If you can’t tell I have a hard time with decisions or ONE STRAIGHT ANSWER (no pun intended) 11. Favourite film? .... REALLY... same as above, too many. The Hours, Girl, Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Requiem for a Dream.... and honorable mention is Rocky Horror because I wouldn’t call it my fav but I do love it 12. Horror or romance? neither 13. Biggest fear? I’m usually more afraid of the anticipation of a thing than the actual THING... Otherwise no real “fears” in particular, I just spoke easily and get nervous a lot 14. Best memory? I have no idea. Maybe my 19th birthday weekend. First time people actually worked hard at surprising me, I felt really cared about and important to people outside of my family AND the girl I liked (but swore I wouldn’t tell bcuz I couldn’t lose anymore friends based on being a lesbian) kissed me. So that was a high. 15. Worst memory? There have been a lot... but to be honest everything becomes pretty neutral or numb (for best or worst memories) 16. Where are you from? Toronto, Canada 17. Ever done anal? no thankssss 18. Would you prefer to be Mary Berry’s grandchild or Paul Hollywood’s bitch? I would like to “Berry” “Hollywood” 19. Favourite outfit? Ugh I do not have one right now... maybe my underwear and a baseball shirt since that is usually my go to bed/not going out outfit ;) 20. Snapchat or Instagram? i dont care 21. If you could freeze time what would you do? nothing. I’m fucking frozen. 22. Best LUSH product in your opinion? Who knows, a bath bomb? I don’t go here 23. Should people wear red shirts or brown pants in your presence? nothing is the correct answer .. my life is so sad that I am still answering these 24. Favourite television character? Willow Rosenberg 25. Do you have a nemesis? Time, money, the patriarchy, capitalism, heterosexism... must I go on? 26. Are you a hard-worker? When other people are depending on me for sure. If it’s only for myself... not so much I think. But for a job, ya I’ll work harder than probably necessary to my disadvantage typically. 27. What’s the best holiday you’ve ever been on? Backpacking Australia 2012 with my sis 28. What’s your dream? I have none 29. Where do you see your life ending up? well... it wasn’t here that’s for sure 30. Describe your last sexual encounter. LOL I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER IT ITS BEEN THAT LONG 31. Cake by the ocean or sex on the beach? Cake by the Ocean... of course? 32. Ever done drugs? Obviously... Tylenol is a fucking drug you know ;) 33. Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings? LOTR 34. Are you a jock or a nerd? lol... NERD... my best job in sports usually consisted of getting hit for the sake of the team 35. On a scale of 8 to 34.7, how gay are you? I am a strong 5.8 on the Kinsey Scale 36. Do you live for Tumblr discourse or hate it? meh 37. Favourite trashy television show? ugh sadly I will watch are you the one? or Survivor, Big Brother, MTV’s the Challenge 38. Last time you watched porn? lol i dont even know... also not even really my thing tbh 39. Do you have a recurring sexual fantasy? nope 40. Weirdest dream you ever had? i dont even know 41. Ever had mental health issues? yup 42. What’s the answer to the question you wish someone would ask you? no way, really? you’re joking! (lol) 43. Do you wish people paid more attention to you? omg no 44. Do you have anyone who you’d happily slap right across their chops? we live in a world with Trump in it... also about 2649473647823648232 political and capitalist assholes 45. Dog person or cat person? I can be both but DOGSSSSSS ... i became allergic to cats but I still end up all over them and suffer the consequences :’(

46. Sneakers or heels? LOL sneakers. No one needs to witness me in heels 47. Favourite cocktail? GT 48. Day or night? I’m a night person but I WISH I was a day person 49. Pokémon or Digimon? -mon 50. How big is your dick? YUGE 51. Favourite musical? Ugh I think I had a new one but oh well, Phantom of the Opera was my old one... Mamma Mia only because it’s all ABBA 52. Favourite song? Exit to a Movie by Radiohead but the version Westworld played during season 1. I love SO many though. (I will always love Cat Power and Regina Spektor though) 53. Are you secretly a goblin/alien/android? I am a Gob-lien-droid 54. Why are you like this? I’m sure it’s a mix genes, timing, contextual influence of the social determinants of health, my individual intersections and situational freedoms... along with my “choose my own adventure” decisions or non-decisions in life ;). THAT A COMPLETE ENOUGH FUCKING ANSWER FOR YA 55. What’s your guilty pleasure? sleep. Also sadly the movie Imagine you and me... omg #whatasap 56. What would you say if I said ‘I love you’? weird 57. What’s the story behind your URL? It’s from the movie Amelie 58. Tell me something that worries you. everything pretty much all the time... I would really love some regular massages. Or to remember the time when for a while I had no worries, had no tension and slept like a fucking BABY 59. What have you been worrying about today? Falling (literally), the work I have to get done, Money, School, Life after school, future work, decisions about where to live and what work options I’ll have, getting a dog, If I’ll have to date again to help make those decisions lol... Also accidentally became a klepto and found something in my luggage from a trip that I feel bad for taking... I don’t even know how or why it happened lol 60. I’m only sending you these questions because I have a crush on you and I’m too tragic to actually just say it. TOO BAD FOR YOUUUUU SUCKAAA 61. Hot dogs or burgers? depends 62. Nintendo or the other trash-consoles? Going outside 63. Which fandom ruined a show that you used to like? none. I dont know... fandoms do not define me! 64. What do you wish you could tell your best friend? I’ve got nothing 65. Tell us a deep dark secret. I have a secret... it’s is deep.... but it is also dark.... 66. Are you curious about having a man in leather spank your botty 'til it’s all red? I think I’m good but have fun with that 67. Favourite Tumblr couple? How do you even know tumblr couples?! 68. Do you have any dietary quirks? Nope.. maybe I’m getting lactose sensitive sometimes? Mostly I think it’s stress though 69. Do you want to have someone pleasure your genitals orally while you do the same to theirs? Not right no thanks I’m busyyyyy 70. How old are you? 31 last friday... 71. Which Buzzfeed listicle sums up your existence? WHAT IS A LISTICLE..also I ain’t got time for thattt 72. Do you have any pets? not anymore :’(... I got allergic to them #STORYOFMYLIFE 73. What colour underwear are you wearing? The are green and pink. Dark green with like jungle like leaves and flamingos <3. (American Eagle short briefs idk what they are called..) 74. Boxers or briefs? read #73 75. Fuck me, Ray Bradbury? You seem unsure of yourself there... or were you just giving an angry rant at yourself and then asking if Ray Bradbury was around... hmmm 76. Which television show do you want to last forever? Buffy but it isn’t on TV anymore and instead in Comic form 77. In a zombie apocalypse how long would you last? Instantly dead for sure... I’d just drop a huge rock on my head and be done with it lol 78. Do you have good internet connection or do you want to punch your router every ten minutes? ALSO WANT TO PUNCH EVERYTHING WITH MY INTERNET CONNECTION 79. Would you find it somewhat saucy if I sent bawdy nudes in your direction? Not particularly... unless you were serious about them and then I’d use like paint and make them hilarious haha omg ya that’d be great 80. Which country has the best flag? I was horrible about georgraphy lol.... I would throw knowing flags into that category 81. Do you consider yourself *iconic*? I consider myself *ironic* ... ew wait not in a hipster way... just wanted to throw out Alanis since that’s what came to mind here 82. Most overrated food? Bacon 83. Most overrated film? So many 84. Most overrated television show? Friends 85. Most overrated type of cheese? Babybel 86. Which brand would you never shop at? There’s a few ethical ones but also gotta check privilege with whether you can afford to skip some stores/brands 87. Wisdom, courage, or power? Wisdom 88. Would you prefer to travel in time and stay in the same spot, or travel in space with time elapsing as normal? Space would give me anxiety... but staying in the same spot would give me anxiety. CONUNDRUM 89. What’s the best birthday present you ever got? A girlfriend...For more on that check the “best memory” response I guess... although brithday present makes it sound like a person was an object/commodity that could be claimed and that’s not what I mean... trying to be funny just got serious RIGHT QUICK 90. What present do you wish someone would give you? I have no real wants.. just time with people. Or one day for all my friends to be together and nobody disliked anyone and could have a good time and get along for me... actually that would be the best present in the world but will never happen so alas, there is no reason for birthday parties anymore 91. Do you have an ex? Why did you break up? Yes. We had expired on our 9 lives. 91. Why does 91 appear on this list twice now? Because you typed it twice 92. Spare a thought for the humble creator of this list, it’s difficult to think of this many questions. Make the list shorter 93. Do you prefer anons or non-anons? onions 94. Who do you wish you could have sex with more than any other? more than any other...... ??? 95. What is your spirit animal? A KOALA, the sleep for like 22-23 hours of the day 96. Do you have one word that you really love the sound of? Tangent. Conundrum... idk 97. Do you still have any of your stuffed toys from when you were a kid?yup 98. What makes you super nostalgic? Random things, nothing particular 99. Give me an answer to a random one of these questions. (But don’t make it a shit answer like 'yes’. Don’t be an asshole.) asshole 100. What’s your favourite cocktail? SUP REPEAT 101. Sonic screwdriver or Ron’s shit broken wand from the second Potter book? OOGA BOOGA MAN FROM CRASH BANDICOOT lol 102. Laptop or PC? laptop 103. What’s the sexiest accent in your opinion? meh 104. Would you let Donald Trump tickle your nipples for an hour for £6,000,000? FUCK DONALD TRUMP ... i can’t even be funny with this one I just start fuming at his mention 105. You should check out a great little British website called Pretty52. This should’ve been for question 52..... so nope. 106. If you could dye your hair any colour, what colour would you change to? I’m good. 107. What would you change about your body if you could? I’d work out and eat healthy... idk.... bodies are bodies and they are the way the are for whatever reason to each their own. I’m for people changing their bodies and for not doing so at all. For me I only change stuff if I physically get pained otherwise it’s all aesthetics which is trivial. 108. Do you prefer to be hot or cold? hot 109. What’s your favourite way to orgasm? having one I guess lol? 110. Are you a mermaid or a unicorn? unicorn (I can’t swim so) 111. What’s the name of your favourite pet when you were a kid?I had none. So deprived. 112. What was your favourite class at school? History maybe? 113. Are you superstitious? kind of but not seriously 114. What do you think happens when we die? When I get there I’ll let you know 115. Pie or pi? PI!!! BTW, getting a McFlurry on Pi day is hilarious because the total for one in Canada with taxes is 3.14!!!! #nerdalert 116. Your followers a question. Are you questioning my followers??? 117. Lick my genitalia. I’m good thanks 118. What’s your favourite number? 8 119. Do you ever look up at the stars and feel small? nope 120. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?it’s.. fine 121. Tell me about a quirky personality trait. I have no idea 122. What was your favourite story when you were younger? My mom used to tell Caterpillar bedtime stories... the stories would start with the caterpillar having a certain amount of legs and this caterpillar would be playing some kind of game/sport against my family of 4 and in each sport my mom would make up how the caterpillar lost it’s legs. The story was over when they lost all their legs and we won lol. 123. Are you old before your time or young at heart? Ugh I WAS old before my time as a child... after 25 I’ve been trying to peter pan through life because now we’re stuck being old and I want a chance at childhood again haha 124. Why do you do the things you do? Please. Tell me. It’s a mix of contextual factors as I’ve answered for another question lol 125. I hope you enjoyed these questions. they actually were not that great... I am underwhelmed 126. Which Tumblr blog would you recommend to all your fans? one that upgrades them to a good old airconditioner

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gobspeaks · 1 year

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fun fact when i first fought the blights I ended up asking my partner to fight two of them for me (i know for sure it was one of em & thunderblight but I can't remember if it was wind or fire that gave me difficulty) for me bc they kept killing me and i was frustrated </3

BUT! I redeemed myself by doing all of the champions' ballad fights on my own in one go later on <3

#babbling #gob plays zelda #goblin game time #the second time around i had to be quiet too bc it was the middle of the night and people were sleeping lmao #and in that same night i got the master cycle. because I'm a sucker for punishment I guess

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gobspeaks · 10 months

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me: i'm bad at video games

also me: *defeatsa king gleeok on my 2nd attempt without getting hit by it once*

i bounce back and forth rapidly between taking down bs monsters and dying to bokoblins it depends on the moment and how much spite I have for the thing

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda #anyway. i have the full twilight set now <3

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gobspeaks · 11 months

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i haven't been posting about it much but I'm playing twilight princess rn <3

(while putting off explorin the depths in totk jdnsdjnfs)

currently doing some collectible hunting between snowpeak & the temple of time :3c

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda #at least i believe it's the temple of time next #the order of these last few dungeons is a little fuzzy for me :p

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gobspeaks · 11 months

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i've only ever played 4 zelda games for a substantial length of time

-twilight princess: my first & favorite zelda game. permanently altered my brain chemistry I will never stop thinking about this game. currently playing the hd remaster and reliving the struggle that is mounted combat </3

-skyward sword: played with a friend as kids, passing the wiimote back and forth every time we died. fi my beloved <3 I have had the hd remaster for the switch on my wishlist since it came out in 2021 and when I get it you know damn well it'll absorb 95% of my free time

-breath of the wild: the first zelda game I fully completed on my own and the one I actively think about the most (*rotates the champions at mach speeds in my brain*)

-tears of the kingdom: not quite finished with the game, but very close to it. very fun to play while hanging out with my brother ("how ballsy should I be right now" "yes. do it. idk what you're doing but do it." "Okay. *jumps into hyrule castle chasm*") solidified my appreciation for the world that botw built

i don't remember where this post was going but yeah anyway. i wanna play more zelda games

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda #i've opened up a few of the retro ones before since they're on the Nintendo online thing #but i have not gone very far in them #<- is bad at 2d games #i really wanna play oot & mm I just haven't looked much into where to find em

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gobspeaks · 11 months

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holy shit

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda #listen. if you know you know.

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gobspeaks · 11 months

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I can't wait until i find all the super cunty outfits Nintendo gave us in totk btw I'm so excited to dress like a slut while saving the world and launching koroks off cliffs at mach speeds

#babbling #gob plays zelda #goblin game time #rn i'm jut wearing whatever has the best defense bc otherwise red bokobs on hit me BUT #once i get more hearts its over for you hyrule I'm gonna be the hottest bitch out there 😎

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gobspeaks · 1 year

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alright fuck it i'm tired of the trial of the sword I'm just gonna go kill ganon 🤷‍♂️

#babbling #gob plays zelda #goblin game time

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gobspeaks · 9 months

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all koroks in gerudo highlands have been found!! <3

#babbling #goblin game time #gob plays zelda #on this note i think i'm done w the game for the day lol #i've found so many damn koroks today it's insane

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