#goes back to their original partner and either says okay i'm ready to marry you (& they get married) (assuming the partner still wants to)

[coquelicoq]

my sister has me watching this french reality dating show and the subtitles always take a little while to kick in so at the beginning i'm just like mes amis...i do not know what you are yelling at each other...can u fight a little slower...pour moi...un petit ralentissement s'il vous plaît...un peu plus d'articulation...fâchez-vous si vous insistez, mais tranquillement...

#they're like i'm mad at you! therefore i am going to say one thousand words within one minute and only pronounce a third of the syllables. #that's fine. do what you need to do. but until the subtitles kick in can u maybe just stick to dirty looks or something 😩 #literally when francophones talk fast i can't even tell they're speaking french anymore lol #i'm like dang what is this mysterious language? sounds tight #my sister loves reality dating shows and i...do not. but the premise of this one was sufficiently different that i agreed to watch #the first episode. and even though i think the people are all ridiculous i was like okay let's see where this goes #not sure i'm gonna make it much further though. the drama has started in earnest #and the problem is that the show is for couples where one of them wants to get married and the other one doesn't #so they come on the show and like swap partners and then at the end of some amount of time the person who didn't want to get married #goes back to their original partner and either says okay i'm ready to marry you (& they get married) (assuming the partner still wants to) #or i still don't want to marry you (and they break up) #and what i want to happen is for all of them to break up. because i think anyone who goes on a reality show because they can't agree #about whether to get married should not be getting married or probably even dating each other. #HOWEVER. i don't like how sad everyone is in the meantime!!!! everybody's watching their partner flirt with other people and #some of them are feeling very insecure about it! that's hard to watch #i really am just not cut out for reality dating shows lol. but my good ol' sis just keeps trying #television #anyway i thought 'fâchez-vous plus tranquillement' and was like oh tee hee hee that's funney