#gooeymail

[gooeykit]

heyyyy, can a lil cutie follow you plz?

AAAAAAAAAAH! GET OUT THE WAY

#👍 #gooeymail #cutie-melon

[gooeykit]

Did you know that glinching is the power

did you just assume im a galidor fan LOL

anywayz i kno now

#assigned galidor fan at CT #gooeymail #cryptotheism

[gooeykit]

honestly idk whats going on between us. its like, you keep walking away, and you arent even hearing me say please oh baby dont go. and your making me feel a certain way tonight that i cant describe but i cant let it go either

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding bween bwom bween bwom bween bwom

#memorycycle #gooeymail

[gooeykit]

how many babys alien were born today?

the smartest human cannot conceptualize the number but the dumbest, most recently born baby alien can conceptualize it and more. so basically you're thumbs popped off and flied waay far away and you'd lower than a dog which at least have dewclaws by the way and you're subject to baby alien experiments yeah?

#gooeymail #memorycycle

[gooeykit]

why do i keep hearing baby alien noises in the cereal aisle

my trained eye = can see them¹. unfortunately for other stupid adult humans², they're naught but a well hidden fawn³ to the astigmatic she-wolf of olde⁴.

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im honrary baby alien tho i see just fine ✌👽 PEACE FROM ABOVE... MY MOBILE?

#gooeymail #memorycycle #baby alien posting

[gooeykit]

can you make a maud post

#memorycycle #gooeymail #maud posting

[gooeykit]

breathe in now breath out hands upa hands down back up back up tell me what you gonna do now

BLUTO KILLED THE DAME-REPELLING DIPSHIT FORMERLY KNOWN AS POPEYE AND AS HIS FEET MADE CONTACT TO HIS BODY, THE WHOLE OF IT BURST AND WAS SCATTERED AMONG THE COSMOS WHICH IN ITS HIGH MIGHTY AND ULTIMATE POWER, SENT HIS SHREDS BACK INTO THE ATMOSPHERE AS THEY BURNT INTO DUST. THE FOREST DOESNT GROW WHERE IT LANDED AND NOT EVEN THE DESERT WILL WELCOME HIM, ULTIMATELY WHAT DIES ON HIS LAND WILL NOT ROT BECAUSE NOT EVEN BACTERIA WILL CALL IT HOME. UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THIS BEING A DOPE AS FUCK CONCEPT, HE'S NOT DESERVING OF THIS AND I GOTTA HIT IT WITH THE 'NEVERMIND'.

#gooeymail #memorycycle #bluto the terrible

[gooeykit]

smeel my fingy 👉

you only want me to do this because you pooped a little but not all the way and there was poop at the very rim of your butt and you put your finger in it and wiggled it and then took it out and got back up and didnt wash it but you wiped it off enough to make it look like theres no poop at all on it well thats not right because its covered in a fine layer of poop from your butt and you havent even pooped all the way yet so its very lucky you arent getting skid stains unless you are anyways i am not going to smell you or yours poop finger.

#gooeymail #memorycycle

[gooeykit]

Just curious, is there any particular reason you reblog things multiple times in a row?

because i like iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit please dont mad at me.................. i only get to smile as much as i want, please spare a pittance of grinning for me.......... and smile too!

#gooeymail #anon #i want anyone to see it #if you wanna get passed it quickly you can just hit the 'j' key or hwatever the hotkey is #if youre on mobile thats fine because you live that way

[gooeykit]

this gif

[giggles]

[straight face]

Well. I'll bet you think you're real funny right now, huh? Yeah, you can tell me you do.

Well, I can tell you that you don't know what the fuck you're joking about.

You see this man, Matrix, as they call him. You don't know any of what he's done, not for us, or himself, you don't know anything. For what it's worth, hell let's be fair, not a lot of people do. But, that brings me just right back to my point, you don't know anything about what you're joking about.

So let's get this straight, we do NOT even joke about Matrix, not in that light! Alright! Because if not for him, hmm? We would have nothing, no internet, no computers, or at least all software as we know it would be gone. Zip. Do you get that? Because he did not only fight for his life, he fought for us, he fought for his home, his people. He took down that viral scum for everybody! If not for him, Y2K would have not only won, but look like child's play! And where would we be? Nothing but a bumfuck country back on page one, warming our asses on that smouldering shit we call knowledge that landed us on the moon!

I hope you think about this the next time you think about making what you think is a- a petty "joke" on someone's life like that. This is serious business we're in, we can't even begin to fathom the levels of failure we'd face without Matrix.

#gooeymail #matrix posting #ovengoats

[gooeykit]

LET ME OUT I NEED TO OXIDIZE

#gooeymail #trumbloola

[gooeykit]

🫵

i can feel the blood traveling thru all my veins with horrid currets and tearing the walls of my body apart

huahhh whos there

#gooeymail #memorycycle

[gooeykit]

its so awesome and i love your gorgeous

#gooeymail #twizzta

[gooeykit]

the fingur

STOP STOP STOP ALWAYS STEALING FROM ME I WILLL MAKE U SEE RAGING RED DEMONS

#gooeymail #memorycycle

[gooeykit]

mommmm gooeykits looking at dead animals again

im looking for pearls and dabloons actually, check this! [velcrow ripping noise]

#death cw #memorycycle #gooeymail

[gooeykit]

can you tell me about MATRIX

Yes. Enzo Matrix from ReBoot 1994 starts off as a mischievous little kid sibling character to Dot Matrix, MainFrame's command dot com. Enzo looks up to her and the new sprite in town, Guardian Bob, who is the best defense MainFrame has against the viral forces as well as the user. The user is the owner of the computer which MainFrame resides, and sends in games which the residents the game has fallen on have to win for their lives, games are equivalent to natural disasters. I digress, Enzo is always trying to get into whatever Bob's doing whenever he's doing it, either helping along the way or being in need of rescue, and post rescue he may even still be of assistance. Enzo, as he's equivalent to ages 9 and 10 in season 1, 2 and early season 3, proves himself very capable despite his occasional need of rescue. He's also very smart, resourceful and insightful, as seen in the episode "High Code".

In the season 2 episode "AndrAIa", Enzo starts being upset with his circumstance of being the only kid sprite left after the Twin City incident, whereas his father, Welman Matrix, had tried to open a port to other systems, accidentally summoning the virus GigaByte, and causing his portal to explode. This created the now city of Lost Angles where Hexadecimal resides, and killing every sprite and binome there. The only sprites who weren't there were Dot and Enzo, unfortunately. Later, a game drops where Enzo is and Bob and Dot just barely make it into it as well, though still distant from him. Enzo meets a game sprite, a new type of enemy that resides in games, which has AI. Her name is Andraia and is also a kid, which excites Enzo and he immediately hits off a friendship with her, not knowing that she wont leave the game with him, as game sprites stay in the game. Andraia becomes saddened when he finds out, as its very upsetting to the both of them, regardless she helps Enzo to beat the game just before the user can, saving all of them. its revealed that she made a copy of herself and attached it to Enzo, helping her to escape the game and live with them in mainframe.

Later in season 2, MainFrame is under siege by web creatures, forcing the Mainframers to team up with Hexadecimal and MegaByte, the resident viruses, and Bob makes Enzo a guardian cadet due to the dire circumstances as well. Just as they manage to get rid of the web creatures, the viral forces turn on the MainFramers, and MegaByte sends Bob into the web before closing the tear. This makes Enzo into the only resident guardian and, despite his age, is tasked with fighting off the viral forces and defending the games, which Andraia will tag along for, and he'll also get general help from the principal office and his sister still. Andraia's game sprite mode made it so that she would not be nullified should she lose a game, and this is passed to Enzo and Mouse, as well as Andraia getting the ability to reboot in games. Despite all this, and his idea to trap the viral forces in a firewall, Enzo takes himself, Andraia, and Frisket, his dog, into a game. Enzo is unable to beat the user and loses his eye in the process. He and the others go into game sprite mode and are sent off in the game, losing themselves from MainFrame.

After this, Enzo, Andraia and Frisket only want to get back to their own system, but grow up as they go around game hopping. Enzo starts going by Matrix at this point and despite his gruff demeanor, only has it up for show, he's jumpy and lacks a trigger finger, but is still compassionate. After a scene where he puts up an intimidating show, claiming nobody wants to save their own system, and storms off, he reveals it was only him trying to make some recruits to train in hopes of the native residents being able to defend themselves and their own system without he and his posse. Much of the episodes around Matrix and co's adult debut is centered around exploring their characters, especially that of Matrix's trauma. I will be the first to admit, ITS VERY CHEESY AND CORNY, its why I like it, I still think that despite this, it's really cool!

I'm not going to give a full synopsis of the show bc this is meant to be about a character, so I'll break off from that here :3 now, I ALWAYS have a soft spot for the token mischievous little boy character, but I rarely like how they grow up. It always ends up being that they lose so much of their values, their playfulness, etc. Matrix, despite being gruff and brooding, deviates from this, because he's still massively compassionate even though he puts up a front, and its a very realistic front all things considered. He still looks up to the same people, he loves the people he's always loved, he's still a go-getter. Matrix is incredibly violent because of everything he'd lost, and now that he's got it back in the end, he wont lose it. The others don't like specifically that he's become as aggressive as he is, but they still respect that its just what he had to be, and he's still loved despite it, partially for it because they know he's like this FOR them. He still needs time to acclimate to relatively calm living because he and the others have been lost for 10 years [within a time dilation tho, he and Andraia grew up rapid fast to everyone experiencing standard time]

Another way he deviates is that he's still a rascal in a way, he doesn't take things seriously if he doesn't feel the need, he loves action, excitement, he loves being shot at with live ammunition and he doesn't like others getting in the way of his fun. he creates issues due to his brashness and his unaccepting of a threat, not because he's stupid or over confident, but because he knows what happens when you're too tolerable. In fact, he's seen being upset with Bob's radical ideals of reprogramming viruses instead of erasing them, Bob who he'd fought for during those 10 years being lost, who he still openly admits to being his hero, who he still actively admires and loves. Still, despite this, he's incredibly trusting of him, showing his anger but backing off, despite the times where it HAS backfired. BLEHHHH he's just so special to me idk if there are a million characters like him, he's still the special one XP

TLDR: i need him

#gooeymail #stop-entropy-lie-down #reboot 1994 #matrix posting