#goose eldritch god tubbo is what the feds see him as

[agardenofideas]

qtubbo is a federation experiment, born from a normal goose egg and was just a normal goose, then feds decided to play god and gave the goose oposable thumbs and the ability to speak;

they decided to play god and made a god instead, one with the wrath of a goose with more power than before, when they realized their mistake, it was too late to eliminate the goose turned boy,

he gained a type of immortality, he could no longer be put down for good

so they studied their wrathful aberration of a god of chaos and destruction, and set a trap, which the goose happily sprung

if they cannot kill it, fridge it

and the containment worked, the menace was gone

until they had the islanders retrieve people from the frozen stash prison and too late realized-

they forgot to put the young god in a different fridge

#tubbo #qsmp #basically its a beautiful day in the federation and you are a horrible goose #first they experimented on the goose (who is tubbo eventually) just to see if they just- could make a person out of an animal (they could) #then as tubbo became more person and physically less goose the feds did more experiments #accidentally making him functionally immortal #as in he will Not Stay Dead #oh he can die- multiple times- but he comes back always- and not even wrong or anything- he just comes back like whatever #geese are hardcore like that and tubbo be one #goose eldritch god tubbo is what the feds see him as