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INCORRECT TOUKEN RANBU QUOTES

ELEG4NT edition

Souza: Why is Hachi so sad?

Kasen: He took one of those “Which Touken Ranbu Character Are You?” quizzes

Souza: And...?

Kasen: He got Nagasone.

Saniwa: Nikkari, you'll be working with Kasen and Hachisuka Kotetsu.

Nikkari: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Nikkari: ...Of people on a team.

Nikkari: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Hachisuka Kotetsu?

Hachisuka: Kasen, easily.

Kasen, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Hachisuka: Well, Souza would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Souza, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Kasen: What’s the announcement, Souza?

Souza: It’s a lecture. Heshi’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.

Nikkari: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

Hachisuka: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Nikkari: Three words.

Hachisuka:

Hachisuka: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Kasen: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Nikkari: FLOOR IT!!

Hachisuka: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Kasen: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Hachisuka: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Souza: DO IT!

Kasen: NO-

Souza: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Kasen: Souza, that's a coma.

Souza: Sounds festive.

Hachisuka: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Souza: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Kasen: Nikkari... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Nikkari: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Kasen:

Kasen: I wrote sanitize, Nikkari.

Saniwa, going over Souza's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Souza: Yes

Saniwa: Okay... may I know what you create?

Souza: Problems.

Nikkari: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Souza: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Kasen: Why are you on the floor?

Souza: I'm depressed.

Souza: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yagen, please.

Nikkari: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Kasen:

Kasen: Nikkari, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Nikkari: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Kasen: What's the best way to a man's heart?

Kasen: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.

Nikkari: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I want to make sure.

Nikkari: Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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