#half my makeout sessions have taken place *because* i find smokers hot

[padfootastic]

it’s funny that people write remus as this badass who’s almost rolling his own cigarettes and smoking joints in the common room or wtv when that guy gives me the exact vibe as those kids in school/college who would fake cough when walking past someone smoking while making full eye contact.

or, the scared kid who’s terrified of even being near smoker because they were a sickly child and they don’t want their lungs to shrivel and die + they’re terrified of their mom

#should i tag this anti remus lupin lol #i’m not even. shitting on him #i just—can’t see him as these uber suave individual #when he barely has adequate social skills #or atleast. positive social skills lol #he can gatekeep girl boss gaslight w the best of them of course #but otherwise. bit of a scaredy cat i swear #he’s got enough going on w his wolfiness/o adding other troubles to the plate #and he’s fully internalised that #so a remus who’s not only smoking but looking cool doing it….. #lol #just funny to me s’all #and i say that as someone who unequivocally finds smoking hot #half my makeout sessions have taken place *because* i find smokers hot #so rest assured i am not morally judging #just. remus? nah #pen’s notes