#have an update about that: he’s now spent FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on ixalan boxes ALONE

[psychoticwillgraham]

after this vacation I’m not going in public for like two months bc my social battery is in microscopic pieces rn

#I’d only go to the shop to see my boys #and even then that guy and his beggar girlfriend would probably be there #and if I pulled anything good she’d try to get it off me for free #or just steal it #mom’s gonna get me a gift box edition edition of ixalan #as an early Xmas present but that guy probably already brought straight off the truck #have an update about that: he’s now spent FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS on ixalan boxes ALONE #trying to pull a certain card and the 2k+ cavern of souls #I’ve only gotten one box and about two dozen packs #and pulled THREE fucking cavern of souls cards #man just has the shittiest luck ever meanwhile the boys always #want me to be there while I’m cracking packs or they are #bc when I’m there at least one person pulls a $10+ card #EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME???