#he also has elf-like ears because of the divine warriors (something exclusive to them) thing but he cut them because they made him so

[monpalace]

i sound absolutely unhinged talking about shit from 2017 but if i could telepathically share the thoughts i'm having you would all get it

#im abt to start my villain arc #this is all exclusive to mcd but hear me out #dilf garroth. he looks like a bear. dad bob (but still muscular). really curly hair thats kinda damaged from how often he (was forced to) #straighten it as a child. his hair is one of those light blonds that almost look white and it's peppered with silver hairs. he either has a #stuble on his chin or its a short beard (there is no in between). he has crows feets and smile lines and eyebags (but he is an eligible #bachelor to the ladies in the town). he's like 6'5-6'7 because hes 'apart' of the divine warriors but he's like a teddy bear more than #anything. he's super hairy (esp on chest. face. and thighs) but bc of how light his hair is you can barely see it. #i could go on forever omfg #he also has elf-like ears because of the divine warriors (something exclusive to them) thing but he cut them because they made him so #recognizable. #the one unattractive thing about him is that he's british (-adjacent) but he has a nice voice so he's like #a 5.4 ig #(a 10. hes a 10. i need him.) #maj's descent