#he and tommy and ranboo deserve to go off and everyone else should participate too

[hottestthingalive]

i think c! tubbo should run a heist. it would be very funny, it could be done in semi-lore, and it would have such good vibes. hear me out:

he is

-canonically smart. built nukes

-good at surveillance — was a spy for a while, building an outpost outside las nevadas, even when he isn’t trying to be sneaky is kind of just allowed to go wherever he wants because everyone always thinks he isn’t doing lore. he should use that.

-greedy. may have a rich husband but that doesn’t mean he won’t rob you blind on a dime. tubbo’s goal is to be the 1% and he’s the only billionaire i’d ever respect

-has way too many friends/allies/people who owe him one who all kind of hate each other but would participate in a heist to whether help tubbo or just for the hell of it.

-could and would run a heist for fun. he would

just consider his team i mean

-tommyinnit. local raccoon thief boy, will fight god, loves crimes.

-ranboo. anxious amnesiac husband man but also subtle chaos liar man. would do anything for tubbo including steal huge amounts of money. also he just likes riches and i think he’d enjoy the challenge

-philza minecraft. local tired immortal old man who has been repressing his chaos for far too long. recently befriended tubbo canonically and will run a clothing line with him for tax evasion purposes. i think phil could and should go feral.

-jack manifold. literally pulled himself out of hell. has a bitter rivalry with tommy but allies with tubbo. likes his material possessions.

-foolish. 23-foot tall god, easily bullied by tubbo, likes gold. need i say more

-wilbur soot. dubious relationship with tubbo but would absolutely commit crimes with him for funsies. i just think it’d be funny.

-technoblade. phil and ranboo would definitely drag him in somehow and also crimes are anti-authoritarian. he makes one brief cameo and then only appears at the end and gets a fifth of the money they steal.

-niki nihachu. dragged in by phil because he’s being driven insane by these idiots. deserves to go off. i think she could commit murder and get away with it so a heist would be easy.

-puffy. should go feral. will go feral. might as well commit crimes.

i think they should steal from las nevadas. i think foolish should get bullied into helping them. i think tubbo should make off with a comically large bag of money and also (accidentally) a charlie slimecicle hiding inside the bag while quackity shakes his fist at the sky from the top of his casino. i think they deserve it.

#i just think c!tubbo should run a heist #it just feels right #he and tommy and ranboo deserve to go off and everyone else should participate too