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You should already know that I want to hear some fuckery about Captain Blowhole, I’m Your Huckleberry, and This is Sparta.

What are your most fucked up halloween related thoughts about them? Wherever your warped mind takes us, I’m down for the ride lol.

One idea for your consideration is what are their favorite Tricks and their favorite Treats? Both to give and to receive 😈

@safarigirlsp I KNEW YOU’D COME THROUGH WITH THESE YOU BASTARD OMFG!

*CRACKS KNUCKLES* HERE WE FUCKIN’ GO!

Favorite Tricks and Treats of our personal AUs:

Tricks for good Ol’ Captain Blowhole include tying you to the bed in his quarters and mercilessly torturing you with the giant feather on his buccaneer cap. he loves watching your little ass writhe and scream at his will. IT FEEDS HIM. he loves edging you into the abyss, a little clit torture here and there is no big deal for him in the slightest. Anything that causes you the slightest bit of pain mixed with pleasure, he milks to no end. Pouring hot wax over your exposed tits, creating layers of it on your budding nipples in his own personal erotic canvas of sorts. Biting, twisting, sucking, and licking on them until they go numb. Leaving hickeys of every single color all over your body, only to show his possession to his crewmen who have caught glances at your beauty. He has to put his X-mark’s the spot on you somewhere and why not on every nook and cranny he can find?

Treats for Captain Sea-Legs you say? When you’ve taken your punishment like the good lil’ whore you are, he rewards you in every single way. begging for your release is his favorite. The tears welling up in your perfect little eyes, your aching body wincing as you try to gyrate closer and closer to your own orgasm. Once he deems you've suffered enough, that he’s sucked the very life out of you from the endless amounts of colored bruises on your body, and welts forming from the slaps he’s given, he'll coax your euphoria until your an absolute sobbing mess. Edging is his favorite thing, but watching your face conjure pleasure has to be his second favorite, especially when it's from his own mainmast.

Tricks for This Is Sparta? I feel like he’s not really into tricks. After all, he runs an entire army of strong warriors and he doesn't have the time to bullshit when he’s around you. All he thinks about is filling your empty cunt with his fertile seed, marking you as his forever. The breeding kink running through his veins begs him to dump his big mack truck inside your little garage every second of every single day. And you don’t wanna play any games either, you crave his seed, getting on your knees open your mouth in submission to him. He gazes down to his gorgeous muse, lifting you from your knees and taking you into a searing kiss, lifting you onto the bed to fuck you into oblivion. He’ll dump his spend into your rearranged guts so fuckin’ far, you’ll slosh around for weeks while he’s gone at battle.

“You keep that nice and warm for me my goddess,” he slips out of you to lay himself on the bed, panting at the intense fucking he’d given you.

“Anything for you my love,” you wince, laying with your legs up in the air and a pillow perched under your hips, “I only live to serve you, my love.”

“I know you do my dove,” he whispered, running a hand over your lower abdomen, “I have a good feeling about this one.”

“I do too,” you put your hand over his, praying to all the God’s that a son would come out of this for the both of you.

Treats? Well I mean can you picture him in the little get-up that Spartans wear? I mean like... His bigass balls would be falling out of the underwear, and his fucking tits in those chest plates? THAT’S A FUCKIN’ TREAT BITCH IM WET!

LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST... YEEHAW COUNTRY COWBOY HUCKLEBERRY!

His tricks you say? He ain’t one to fool ‘round in the sack ‘cept when yer bein’ a little whore ‘round these here parts. Y’all have just come back from the saloon as you had to depart on account a all them boy’s glancing at your ass in those britches ya decided to flaunt on the night out. He’d turn your ass into grass the second y’all hopped in the truck headed homeward bound. grabbing a thing a rope and strippin’ your ass naked with his pocket knife.

Tyin’ you up like a hog is his ultimate kink, gaggin’ you with your filthy whore undies too just to top the evenin’ off. You cry and whine as he tosses your bare ass into the bed, getting in the driver’s seat to bring his Lil’ Philly on home. You try to move, but his expert ties prove no success, so you bounce around the back like a rock, bangin’ your bony parts on every surface as the road twists and turns.

Ya finally pull up to your homestead, and he grips your ties like the lil’ calf you are and takes ya naughty ass into the house where he fucks all your holes until your stuffed like a Christmas turkey on a dinner table.

“Maybe next time,” as he pulls his throbbing dick from your gaping mouth, choking on his large load, “ya won’t flaunt this whore pussy to all the menfolk.”

smirking as he caressed the bruises forming on your neck and back. Finally untying you after you submitted to his will.

Okay now that we're all horny as fuck, here’s the treat part! On nights when Flip feels a lil’ sappy after he’s had his supper and the cows have come on home, he’ll pull you into his large chest, and caress your form as if you were made of glass. He’d kiss you softly, treating you like a porcelain doll, removing your nightgown as you unbuttoned his shirt, removing his cowboy hat, and leaning into his soft lips. He’d fuck you slow and soft, which was very rare given his demeanor in general, but on this night, it was just you and he present, so he didn’t have to prove himself in any way. Making sure you got off before he did, which was a treat to you as well, he’d fuck into you slow and soft, cumming inside your cave with the largest load he could muster. Mind you this is rare for him, but it’s a treat when it does happen. He can be soft, some of the time despite his big bad ‘this town ain't big enough fer the two of us’ aura.

WELL FUCKIN’ SLAP ME SILLY IM POOPED NOW... WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED I DONT EVEN KNOW. HAPPY HALLOWEEN I FUCKIN’ GUESS OR IS IT STILL FUCKIN’ SEPTEMBER I DONT CARE!

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SICK MIND BITCH!🖤

#i’m in a time warp #what the fuck happens to me when i write for you #like i get feral #i literally have all of these thoughts in my head #i need fuckin therapy

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