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#he proceeds to explain IN DEPTH his favorite memes and shitposts. this man is verbally illustrating greentexts
fuckmeyer
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hot tip: EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes content available to those who livechat my fic to me
#you will learn more about me than you ever wanted to know
#(apart from my crippling insecurities and traumas which are WHOLLY evident in text)
#DID YOU KNOW?: just like Bella i also shot a man with a bow and arrow 🥰 except i'm currently serving 5 years no parole
#jk jk
#sadly the Buffalo Wild Wings date was very real
#we met on Tinder. (you already know where this is going)
#he drove AN HOUR AND A HALF to meet me for the first time
#i specifically sent the text 'you really shouldn't drive all that way.' to no avail
#i refuse several offers to get picked up for the date. a bitch don't compromise on safety
#we get there. we talk about the weather. and the drive. and how much we like Buffalo Wild Wings
#he talks about how humanities degrees are worthless. (i was attending a liberal arts school. for an English degree.)
#rounded the night off by discussing his favorite social media: 4chan.
#he proceeds to explain IN DEPTH his favorite memes and shitposts. this man is verbally illustrating greentexts
#oh and BY THE WAY he's christian and looking for a tradwife
#the date lasted 45 minutes. i have never hawked down 15 mango habenaro wings so fast.
#at the end of the date he went for a kiss. instead i patted him on the shoulder.
#i went to my car and waited until he drove away before i went home.
#never talked to the guy again
#yike
#got free wings tho
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