#he's that one john maulaney audio

[grimalkinmessor]

Kleptomaniac Light has my entire heart, you have no idea. Like,,,L steals shit as a kid with brute force because he likes to see people's reactions, but Light was definitely one of those kids who was sneaky sneaky and no one would realize he even took anything until they found him playing with it later.

And he always exclusively steals from other people and like, occasionally thrift stores. Stupid shit like pencils, CDs, books, knickknacks—he'll yoink your Grandmother's favorite porcelain cat while he's over for dinner and you'll never know because the next time you see it it'll be set on his bookshelf like it's always been there.

#half the time he doesnt even realize hes doing it #the other half he just idly excuses himself lmao #he never takes shit he thinks will get him caught though #no food or expensive vases just stupid shit #death note #yagami light #light yagami #character headcanons #headcanons #he's that one john maulaney audio #BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE