#hellcustomerservice

[threedoggedhead]

@hellcustomerservice Asked: Did you take out the trash today like I asked? Treats only come after chores.

Pandemonica may notice there are only two of her suddenly at attention when asked this question, directing her attention away from the door.

“O-Of course I did! I swear I did! It was all gathered up in the um, black bag, and I took it to the place outside you told me to take it to.” She’s buying time with words. “And I did it on my own two legs, and plugged my nose the whole time because my nose is so sensitive. Did you know that it’s flea season too? I took a bath right after!”

Hey look, the third one just came inside. No doubt from doing the very chore she was just asked to do.

#{Pandemonica} The Tired Demon #hellcustomerservice #Cerberus voice: now I can have a treat!!!