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Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.

Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.

Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.

And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.

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Posing for a reclusive Victorian painter

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And from this side! If you like this blog, go follow @unicorn-and-bluebells so you can still see me.

This blog is old and annoying as shit, and I've been meaning to clean it up or get rid of it for years. I won't be doing much fancy tagging or queuing or anything at unicorn-and-bluebells, but it'll basically be a fresh start version of this blog (this one has fossils from my days on the internet in middle school, because somehow my parents thought it was a good idea to let a 12 year old on the internet. Needless to say, it's time for something new).

Announcement

I am going to be changing over from the blog @venus-and-bluebells to this blog. Follow this blog, because Venus and bluebells will eventually get deleted! If your notes blow up with posts from me that say the exact same shit as Venus and bluebells, that's me making sure those posts go to This blog, not That one (without needing an uglyass deleted blog in the middle).

I am not online often, usually, and I am bad at using technology. I apologise if this causes problems for you while I transfer shit; know that I'm probably more annoyed.

Anyways, yeah :)

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I would shove the entirety of the Red Squad into a fucking trash can

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High-key thinkin of starting a new blog

This one is old and unwieldy, and I'd like to be able to find my shit more easily, so I might just start from scratch with a new one

If I do, I'll let y'all know (but also know that it probably doesn't matter bc. I am either very online bc I'm thinkin about a fandom thing really hard, or I am a hermit in the woods. Usually it's like five months of the year that I'm really online)

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Illustrations for Russian fairytales by Ivan Bilibin

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Sometimes I think about how Hippocrates believed that those Scythian trans girl shamans were like that because they wore pants and rode horses too often, since as we all know, that makes you gay.

This is true though. Wearing pants and riding horses makes you gay and/or trans and gives you magic powers. Truefax.

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okay, but

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There's another bit in the episode where some guy steals the Dax worm for a little while where Quark hisses at some Klingons; I'm pretty sure it's not just a thing they do as kids, I think that's just sorta their "Oh shit oH SHIT FUCK OFF" response

Uncle Quark to the rescuuuue

#Ferengiposting

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If it came to you in a dream I thin you're obligated to make such a coat

so last night i had a dream that rom & quark were having some sort of slap fight in the middle of the promenade...but the thing my brain focused on wasn't the fight, but rom's coat. it was made entirely out of mini, multicolored granny squares. like something from 1971. i was so excited about that coat, and rom -in- that coat, i think i might have to crochet one for myself...

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the legend himself

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(239): If I got paid for every bad decision I’ve made I would be one rich bitch by now

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quark sitting gayly masterpost