#his actual full name is kudou 'kaito enabler' shinichi

[hayaku14]

funniest thing about hakuba meeting shinichi is that he thinks, "a decent detective who also has appreciation for sherlock holmes? FINALLY someone who understands."

but then he quickly realizes that he's best friends with hattori hot-head heiji and for some reason he's dating kuroba the fucking menace kaito. of all the people to surround himself with, shinichi chose the two people on earth who gives hakuba the biggest headaches and i think that's fucking hilarious.

also hakuba going from "oh well at least kudou will keep kuroba in check" to "oh shit oh FUCK i was wrong, there's two of them now FUC K"

#hakuba saguru #kaishin #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #i'll just sic kaishin at hakuba and let the comedy show begin #no cos hakuba rly thought shinichi would rein in kaito lmao #he is so very wrong #his actual full name is kudou 'kaito enabler' shinichi #shinichi is like 'nooo kaito dont do that' but will also watch kaito do the thing from the front row lol #is it rly 'i cant control what he does' or is it 'im too weak for him so i let him do what he wants cos i wanna see it too anyways' L O L #also shinichi being like 'oh yeah hakuba im gonna introduce my bf to you' KNOWING EXACTLY WHO IT IS LMAOOOOO shinichi the fucking menace lol #and hakuba's all 'oh that would be nice' and then he sees kuroba and hes like WHAT THE FUCK #(shinichi trying not to die laughing and kaito letting his doves record the moment so he can send it to hattori LOL) #do i rly just want to make hattori-shinichi-kaito torment hakuba? YES LOL i love you bby but i also love pissing you off 😙 #dc prattles #dcmk #detective conan #hattori heiji