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Selena: What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
Julia: What?
Selena: Well- *starts giggling* well you get- *still laughing* you get two animals that are in a baaaaaaad *laughs harder* moo- *tries not to laugh* mooood *covers her face, laughing and crying*
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Becca: I had a dream where I got arrested for tax evasion which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes!
Holly: That’s liTERALLY THE DEFINITION OF TAX EVASION?!!!?
Julia: Neither of you have an income to pay taxes on.
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Selena: You know, we’re like sisters!
Julia:
Selena: Wha- are you crying?
Julia, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Selena: To what???
Julia: To you.
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Holly: Stop it, Julia! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.
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Holly: We all have our demons.
Holly, pointing at Becca: This one’s mine.
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Julia: Because you saved my life, you can hug me for 4 to 5 seconds, but that’s fucking it okay?
Becca: I can hug you for 45 seconds?!
Julia: NO–
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Julia: It’s locked!
Holly: What do you mean it’s locked?
Julia: What do you mean, “What do I mean?” When I say it’s locked, it’s locked! How many definitions of locked are there?
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Becca: If I was stuck in a timeloop I'd desperately explain my situation to you every single reset.
Holly:
Holly: What?
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Julia, to Holly: Sorry for saying that you’re “such an idiot.” I’m actually “in love with you.”
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Holly: There’s only one solution. Someone has to go to Julia and talk to her.
Becca: I vote we all look at Selena at the same time.
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Selena: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Julia: I’m a knife.
Holly: She’s the little spoon.
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Becca: [slides Holly a drink] It’s all edible, it’s all natural.
Holly: So your main selling point is ‘It’s all edible’?
Becca: Yeah.
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Holly: I already went on vacation with you.
Selena: It was more like an afternoon.
Holly: And Julia and Becca got arrested.
Selena: It was bound to happen eventually.
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Holly: *leaves the room for five minutes and comes back*
Julia: I thought you were never coming back so I panicked and knocked all the furniture over.
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Holly: Sorry, I was being a bit of a dick.
Selena: We weren't going to say it.
Julia: I was.
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Holly: How long does your ideal hug last?
Selena: 32 to 45 minutes.
Holly: That's impractical.
Selena: You said ideal, not realistic.
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