#honestly i like to give Sarah the Eric Cartman personality

[teeto-peteto]

In a magical perfect setting where we can perhaps stop thinking for a straight second that Abigail is going to die eventually on the timeline actually imagining Sarah/Illaoi/Pyke friendship trio being just kids/teenagers saying a bunch of cusswords, teasing each other and getting into silly mess around the town is funny.

In some way imagine both Illaoi and Pyke being able to enjoy time outside the buhru with Sarah getting onto messes they must not be but still, Illaoi has her fun and her time to shine like a teenager/kid pretty on the sunlight and Pyke gets some of actual personality out. Illaoi and Sarah having that untold fling between them and staring at each other in silence and smiling for no reason while Pyke rolls his eyes because 'they both are dumbasses', him talking about it with Illaoi like 'Well, if you guys end up together then im either out of the group or im the thirdwheel and i dont know wich one is the worst option' to wich Illaoi just laughs and pats his back a little too rough and tells him its not a big deal and that he'll be alright.

Be damned if he perhaps has a little crush on someone cause if Sarah notices/is told about it she will tease the shit out of him. They're both constantly at each others throats. The times Illaoi had to get between them to separate them because things were getting a litte out of hand, but still they're good friends. I hope.

#honestly i like to give Sarah the Eric Cartman personality #without the whole offensive stuff. wich is like taking away the flour the eggs and the sugar from the cake #but still: hilarious bitchy whiny teaser #as counterside of Pyke who has short patience when outside the buhru #unpatient equally snarky also whiny #Illaoi is the laid back sarah's dream girl who breaks other kids skulls when they get on their way #she's funny but also short patience sometimes depending on the situation #she cant help but enjoy pyke and sarah being on each others throat sometimes #she's just laughing under her breath #im preparing a little south park quotes but its bilgewater kids #im keeping it simple like no references or anything just a bunch of funnies and cusswords #because its fitting #Sarah pointing at Pyke: 'Pyke is a random slut'