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Empyrean Jax, Pyke & Zed - Legends of Runeterra Splash Art

#PYKE AYAYAYAYYYAYAAYAYY #IMJUMPINGthis plashart sent me to heaven

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Old Project Pyke stuff

#this is absolutely stunning #im blessed

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

#HAHAHAHAAHA #good.

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Slightly out of topic but i love Mothra and i think that even if Pyke fits well in Godzilla aesthetic (titan sleeping on the depth of the sea, scary, i would actually love to see a mix of both their concepts) a Mothra based Pyke skin would be soooo cool. Mothra being in the cycle of life and death while sacrificing herself would suit Pyke undead topic but like... give him cool moth wings paired with a good outfit with some poofy parts, i think it would be a cool twist since they're vaguely similar characters but with entirely different aesthetics and seeing Pyke as a guardian of life/nature with a lot of brightness and warm colors hanging around would be awesome.

Im thinking about legendary skin concepts when pre lvl 6 he's normal bug based skin representing Mothra larvae/caterpillar phase and once six is reached he gets the glowup and the wings.

#please believe me on this one #i've had this idea since king of the monsters released #and Godzilla & Kong new empire isnt helping #how funny it is that in the movie my city shows for like 3 seconds #they made the images and scenes with AI im so sad #godzilla passing through my dear Andalucia

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sometimes i just scroll down instagram reels and say 'haha. this is so bilgewater' and i keep pretending im normal

#how can i download reels i want to overshare

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how often do you guys think that your favourite character was a kid at some point of their life what was their favourite thing to do did they draw the sun on the corner of the paper were they scare of the dark where are they now are they still scared of the dark is their favourite colour still the same

#i forget what i was about to type on this one but i quickly replaced with another sudden thought

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

#pyke occupies the 70% of my brain i wish i was joking

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For no reason, in the hypotetical case you could show your favourite league champion a song of your choosing, post the song/a screenshot of the lyrics you find fitting :)

#is this fun enough? #im still thinking

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Man, I love Illaoi.

#*relapses from the grave* me too.

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if i had a shot for every song i say 'Haha so Pyke' i would be dead the next day

#for real #im mentally ill #good i dont drink but if i had a juice shot for every song i would need someone to shoot me

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Strange question, but has there ever been a league character where you don’t think their voice fits their design or narrative? Like, when you first saw the character you had a picture of how they sound like until they actually speak and it’s like “Huh.” I love your work by the way.

im not dead yet.

Okay this is a hard question so.

Honestly in the set of how i expected them to sound like and then hearing the actual piece Qiyana has the crown. I cannot stand her and as a person who lives in a colonizer country i must let people who know better than me speak about how Qiyana feels so akward. I wont express my thoughts about it but i talked to a mutual when Qiyana was released (they live in a latin american country) and considered her interactions and some of her lines to be considerately racist or mockery, i wont overextend about that cause again, im not one to precisely speak. I can talk about her personality and i feel it so dettached to her lore cause i dont understand why they gave her Akali copy and paste personality, i think she needs ironically more sass. She feels dull, unsavory, you barely get anything from her lore in her lines, if anything Qiyana suits good on her True Damage skin maybe with that kind of personality, but it clashes roughly with her lore at least in my opinion. I guess they tried to run with the 'make her iconic and bitchy' thinking people will love her instead of threading her lore and lines together. The only good thing i can give her is her joke line with the hiccups, thats funny.

In other set as a champion that i did know how they sounded like yet i still feel a bit misplaced about is Teemo. I guess thats normal since he hasnt gotten any lore updates in like. Never. Its kind of a bother that he looks like a blank sheet of paper and partially its because of the meme/community image of Teemo, he has no personality besides random lines about being a scout and being fast and thats very sad. It is why Omega Squad Teemo is such a good skin, it felt so unexpected for Teemo to actually get a dramatic/intense skin lore, its the way most people who like Teemo views his lore in Runeterra, Omega Squad personality just lighter and more whimsical maybe. Hopefully we get something with his update althrough i think its only visual, yet im also afraid they might leave his personality as a white sheet of paper with random lines if they get updated.

I would say Rumble sounds weird if i did actually remember any of his lines but i think they're like 2 minutes of very small lines in a loop and probably the longest is his death animation voice. Boohoo.

#'i love your work by the way' hahahahehheduhdihih ty #thats very sweet #i apologize for not getting too much into qiyana i dont like being that person that screams 'THATS RACIST' when im barely informed #i'd rather leave this in hands of others #but i do not like her besides the whole representation issue #i'll try being more active. pinkie promise #my heart says im from bilgewater #but my brain says 'spanish people are like piltovenian colonizers' and i get sad

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We're back to school for another year of Kyle and Kenny being precious together!

In this school themed zine you will see the boys sharing experiences, growing and falling for each other through a collection of over a 100 pages of fanart, fics, digital goodies & printables made by 38 amazing creators. Enjoy ❤

Download pdf + merch link: >> https://ghostlyzines.itch.io/k2back2skool AO3 Collection: >> https://archiveofourown.org/collections/k2fanzine_Back_to_Skool

#<3<3<<33<3<3<3<3<3<<3<3 #south park #south park zine #sp k2

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Coming soon!!! This Friday - March 15, 2024!!

#!!!!!!! lets gooo <3

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#real

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Lux Voice Update concept:

First Move:

“The future can be bright, so long as we let hope live.”

“Come on, we’ve got a job to do.”

“In the name of magic, I shall punish the wicked!”

Long move:

“The people of Terbisia need me. Until I’m certain we can live without fear, I can’t return to Demacia with clear conscience.”

“The world might have darkness, but there’s still a lot of light if we go looking.”

First encounter:

“Have we met?”

“It’s not too late to leave.”

“I’d rather not blast you, so you can go.”

Joke response:

*Snort of laughter* “Okay, okay, that got me.”

Taunt response:

“I’ve been more afraid of my aunt than you.”

Killing:

(General):

“Go to the light. It can’t harm you…”

“I’m sorry, but it was the only way.”

“It had to be done…”

Recall:

“Be right back!”

“Starting to dim, got to brighten myself up!

Death:

“No…”

“Wait…”

“Sorry…”

Respawn:

(Stressed.) “If that happens to me one more time, I’m going to start blasting! Kidding, kidding…” *sigh*

“Woah! I’m… okay?”

“That was… dark.” *Nervous giggling.*

Character specific dialogue:

First encounter:

Annie: “A magic teddy bear? Now I’m getting jealous!”

Ezreal: *To herself* “Just ignore him, maybe he’ll leave.”

Fiora: *Imitating her accent* “En Guard, Miss Laurent!”

“Do you do anything besides fight?”

Galio: “Hey, sleepyhead! I’ve missed you.”

“I’ve grown up a lot since we last spoke. Three inches, to be precise.”

Garen: “…This is awkward.”

Jarvan: “You better keep an eye on those mageseekers.”

Jinx: “Have we met before? There’s something familiar.’

Katarina: “You might’ve helped me, but I’ve got my eye on you.”

Quinn: “Hi Quinn, hi Valor!”

Ryze: “If I win, could you teach me some rune spells? Please?”

Shyvana: “Has Jarvan ever ridden you into battle? What? I’m curious.”

Smoulder: “Aw, a little baby dragon!”

“I know someone who would love you!”

Sylas: “What do you want now?”

“Don’t you have enough magic?”

Mages:

“If you get tired of fighting, I know somewhere you can stay.”

Taunt:

Crystal Rose: “Oh, I remember going to royal balls. So many would-be suitors.” *shivering sound.*

Ezreal: “I’m flattered but you’re really, REALLY not my type.”

Garen: “I’m not just your kid sister anymore.”

Jinx: “I think I had a dream about you? Uh, that’s not weird to say, is it?”

Sentinel skins: “Sentinels of Light? Mind if I tryout?”

Katarina: “Have you and Garen made it past first base? Come oooon, tell me!”

Zoe: “You can have that Ezreal guy. Please, I’m begging you.”

Taunt Response:

Garen: (playfully) “Don’t be mean, Garen!”

Katarina: “Wait till I tell Garen about that!”

Nocturne: “Big talk for a shadow.”

Kill:

Ezreal: “Take a hint! Honestly…”

Garen: No, no, no, I’m sorry, I’m… *sigh*

Jinx: “…Why did you look so happy when I blasted you?”

Ryze: “Looks like I win.”

Sentinels: “Did I pass? …Oh. Hm. Too bright?”

Sylas: “The future will be bright. I just wish you could see it.”

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Joke: “What’s a double rainbow? Ah, well… give me a minute, um…”

(Second time.)

“Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?”

(Third time in quick succession.)

“I’m not saying it again. Sorry.”

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Jarvan IV Voice Update concept:

@lesbianjarvan

First Move:

“For Demacia, we ride!”

“A king must fight the battles his subjects cannot.”

“Raise the banners!”

Long move:

“I was almost lost to my rage and grief. Even now, I feel tempted.”

“My citizens suffered from my lack of judgement. For them, I must be better.”

First encounter:

“You face Demacia’s King!”

“Stand firm, let us begin.”

“You can leave with no dishonour.”

Joke response:

“This is no time for jokes, onward!”

Taunt response:

“Bravado is a hollow shield.”

Killing:

(General):

“Demacia never retreats!”

“For my father!”

“Another casualty of war.”

Recall:

“I must recover, stay strong!”

“Continue the fight!”

Death:

“…Father?”

*Groans.*

Respawn:

“So long as Demacia stands, so shall I!”

“A poor decision.”

Character specific dialogue:

First encounter:

Garen: “Shall we spar like old times?”

Demacian Vice Garen: *Stifling laughter* “Garen, what are you wearing?”

Katarina: “Why are you staring at me like that?”

“What does he see in you?”

Kayle: “Are you here to judge me?”

Ally Leblanc: “Do not assume any measure of trust, witch.”

Lux: “Demacia will always have a place for you, whenever you are ready.”

Noxians: “Your people claim strength, yet fail to achieve victory.”

Pool Party skins:

“I don’t take a lot of breaks these days. A shame.”

Shyvana: “No transformation is forever, isn’t that right?”

“Fools only see the beast. I see the Demacian Heart.”

Swain: “Making a pact with a demon to have a new arm? How Noxian.”

Sylas: “Sylas. Do you have something to say?”

Xin Zhao: “My skills have not slipped, old friend. Shall I prove it?”

Taunt:

Darius: “As brutish as I expected.”

Garen: “I know about that Noxian woman. …Please explain.”

Sion: “I will be the last Jarvan you face.”

Swain: “Tell me, will those ravens eat your corpse?”

Tryndamere: “I know a man with a much better sword.”

Taunt Response:

Swain: “Instead of your arm, perhaps I’ll sever your head.”

Kill:

Sion: “May my ancestor rest in peace.”

Sylas: “I will keep my promise.”

Talon: “A skilled assassin doesn’t mean a skilled warrior as well.”

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Apologies for any inconvenience. I was just wondering if you had any random headcanons about whatever League characters you had in mind?

No apologies accepted. I might have some random thoughts in my pockets.

Janna has a sweet tooth. In an Institute of war context for breakfast at the cafeteria she always picks the pastries, full plate. Croissants eclairs cake you mention it she loves it.

Pyke has phobia of bugs because it reminds him of decomposition.

Sejuani munches on ice when stressed like a straight ice cube. She has strong teeth.

Rell would freak out cause she cant find her horse and walks everywhere around trying to find them until she realizes she's wearing them as armor. Kinda like when you loose your phone and it was in your hand the whole time.

In a Institute of war context Samira would let the kids braid her hair. Specially Annie. Not Zoe though, she pulls her hair too tight.

As a counter part sometimes Renata gets dragged to get her makeup done by the girls. Not Zoe thought. Too sparkly. Renata might reconsider expanding her buisness to makeup products.

Lulu does have a whole collection of people that she has transformed into squirrels/flowers/etc. Her way of seeing the sanity draining in a sick, twisted but cute way.

Jhin styles his own hair. Wich at first seems obvious but if you picture him in the mirror making a minor mistake he just says 'Hm. Futile' and then balds himself.

Orianna is Gwen's favourite model to test her clothing designs.

Rek'Sai sleeps laying on her back with her articulations up like a dead bug. Same way as she does when she plays dead.

Pyke also plays dead for fun he lays on the middle of a street where there's drunk people and then leaves unoticed to scare them.

Galio and Alistar are good friends. Sometimes he lets Alistar chill on his hand, he likes the wind up there.

Singed is the one that traps the roaches in the Institute of War while everyone freaks out in the cafeteria. Rengar just kills them and them brings them to someone like a good kitty causing everyone to flee.

#the pyke playing dead one is canon but its too good #hope this is nice #stop apologizing. Or else. #pew pew