#hopefully that wasnt the fuckin scissors

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

"Benadryl tiiime" *accidentally dumps out like 20* "oh shit not that many. That's how we meet the shadow man and im not down for that tonight"

#i wanna SLEEP not go into a coma #ya mans got allergies and cant fuckin sleep without 2 benadryl and a melatonin #pretty sure harleys in the office knockin shit off my moms dresser #just heard a loud bang #too cozy with my soft ass $10 walmart blanket tho #hopefully she didnt break anything... #OH #wait i left some scissors on top of the pee pad box so she wouldnt open it to shred the pads #hopefully that wasnt the fuckin scissors #shes in here drinkin water now so hopefully that scared her off til my mom can get them put away where she wants them #they just got delivered within the last couple of hours and since she wasnt awake for the notification i thankfully remembered #to check for them before i went to bed #otherwise mercedes wouldve been sleeping on a super stinky reusable one and she probably dont got much time left #so she doesnt need to deal with that