#how could one little kyrian ruin so much of his plan?

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Nothing makes me laugh more than the thought of the Primus coming back from Korthia only to find the Theater of Pain hosting “Maldraxxus Vision” and the Seat of the Primus covered in flashing rainbow lights while Carameldansen blasts from inside.

#i think it's especially funny if its Jailor!Primus #what happened to his unstoppable army? #the one that would do anything to win? #how is it that the ones to prevail were the noble idiots #and not the monstrous honorless ambitious bastards willing to commit atrocities for a taste of glory???? #what do you mean a kyrian happened #how could one little kyrian ruin so much of his plan? #they're not supposed to have comraderie #they're supposed to view literally everyone as an enemy #heirmir surely you haven't succumbed to this madness as well? #heirmir? #oh #oh noooooo #no heimir not you too!!! #you're supposed to be my most diligent student!! #you're supposed to be well versed in my ways!!! #why are you making COSTUME ARMOR FOR THE SINGING COMPETITION????