#i am only just teaching him what executive dysfunction actually is cause he didnt know that was a thing

[landofgay]

me: hey dad I know u wanted me to come over and stand around while u clean ur room cause u have executive dysfunction, but I have 0 energy to get out of bed and also my stomach hurts

my dad: that's ok my stomach hurts too and I also have 0 energy to do any of this shit. wanna plan to come over tomorrow just for us to reschedule again?

me: yeah sure

#no dna test needed thats my father 100% #my bestie LMAO #and yes he literally asked me to stand aroudn while he cleans his room. he is almost 58. #i am only just teaching him what executive dysfunction actually is cause he didnt know that was a thing #he just thought he was lazy his entire life #like no dad. ur mentally ill #we ALL ARE.