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*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*
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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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Oh shit, it’s st mark’s eve rip gansey boy
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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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What’s the coolest animal you’ve ever touched.
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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
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gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future
slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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ok this might be just me but its so weird to me that people actually have clothes JUST for sleeping...like honest to god pajamas? ive never really differentiated between Night Clothes and Day Clothes. ive just slept in whatever. is that weird? that might be weird idk
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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does violence have to be the last resort. cant it be like third
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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry
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mamma mia be like
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