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#i audibly gasped when karen called him big guy bc lowkey those lines are what radiated the most Lee Vibes™ from Planktonsjfjsjdjjd
cloudysfluffs · 4 years
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This Is No Laughing Matter
Lee!Plankton anon here. Here's the fanfic. Hope you like it.
It was just another day at the Chum Bucket. Plankton sat in the middle of his lab, surrounded by blueprints and plots to snatch the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. He was looking at them all, muttering incoherent things to himself and giggling loudly like a madman. He may have failed multiple times, sure, but he wasn't one to back down. One person knew that for sure: His wife: Karen.
Karen usually had more patience, but for some reason today, she didn't have her usual patience. She glared at him from her position in the corner of the lab. The muttering and the insane giggles were starting to get under her skin. She had to quiet him, but how? The purple-haired woman started to ponder on ways to do such a feat.
Then, an idea struck in her head. The idea was a bit childish, Karen admitted, but right now, it would do. She sneaked up behind her husband and snatched him from the blueprints pile, him yelping with surprise. She then pinned him to the wall, his hands above his head with one hand.
"K-Karen," The evil genius asked, shaking a little, "w-what are y-you doing?"
"Oh nothing, big guy," Karen smirked at her husband's nervousness, "just this!"
She then dug her fingers on her free hand into Plankton's stomach, eliciting a squeal and boyish giggles from the aforementioned villain.
"K-Karen!" He managed within the oncoming giggles, wiggling his arms in a futile attempt to free himself. "W-What's the meanihihihing of thihihihis?! This is no laughing matter!!"
"Oh really~?" The wife retorted playfully back, an impish grin plastered on her face, "Well, if this is no laughing matter, then why are you laughing? That doesn't seem right, now does it~?"
Karen's grin soon melted into an adoring smile as she watched the green-haired husband of her struggle while practically trying to speak words that were doused in giggles.
However, Karen was starting to get bored with just getting his one spot. She knew if his worse spot, one that if he was ever tickled there, he'd virtually do anything for it to stop: His neck.
The purple-haired woman grinned impishly once more as she stopped attacking his stomach, Plankton panting to regain air, undid his collar, and held her hand right above the spot. Plankton still giggled wildly, as he was now on the verge of laughter, Karen chuckling.
"What~?" She questioned him, slowly moving her hand to his neck, "I'm not doing anything......yet~"
"Y-You wihihihihilll though!!" He riposted through giggles.
Karen fake gasped, her smirk widening into a mischievously diabolical grin,
"I think I better call on reinforcements." She then lowered her free hand into her bag and pulled out a feather, one Plankton dreaded. She then slowly moved it towards his neck, the villain struggling a lot more frantically now.
"K-Karen!! N-No!" He pleaded desperately.
"Karen yes~" Karen chuckled and started to dance the feather all over the sensitive flesh on her husband's neck.
 It didn't take long for her to get a reaction, just one or two seconds if she had to guess: Wild cackling and barely comprehensible pleading from Plankton himself.
"OKAY OKAY KAREN!!" He managed without his words being drowned in unbridled laughter, "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!!"
"So glad you asked, big guy," She smirked, twirling the feather on the crook of his neck, "I want you to quit your scheming, and spend some time with me."
"I WILL!!! I WILL!!! JUST STOP PLEASE!!!" Plankton replied before his words were drowned in laughter.
Karen stopped her assault, unpinning him from the wall. He then immediately latched himself onto Karen, pinning her to the floor with a wild grin on his face, despite his panting. The purple-haired woman's cheeks were soon coated with a dark red blush.
"The lion is hungry, Karen~" He purred, "For revenge~" He kissed her deeply, surprising her. She kissed back nonetheless.....that is, until she had to pull away due to her own girly giggles pouring from her mouth as Sheldon exacted his revenge. The blueprints and schemes were soon a distance memory.
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it was so well written and cute and aaaaaaaaaahshdjsjdjsjd!!!!!!!!!!!! if it's okay with you, could i draw some doodles based on thsi fic?(ill link it when i post em if its ok) bc i absolutely love it!!!!!! thank you for submittin!!!!!!!
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